On the Pacific island and French colony of Mitimotu, seaplane pilot Archer spends a drunken night with newlywed Charlotte Stratton causing her husband to abandon her. Princess Lana and local businessman Siegbert Fuchs charter his aging seaplane, the Loose Goose, for a flight around the island and they are accompanied by co-pilot Pam and Crackers the talking parrot. The plane has fuel problems so Archer arranges for Lana, Fuchs, and Pam to parachute back down on the island followed by Crackers. However, just before the plane crashes, Archer manages to fix the problem and he keeps the plane aloft.

Guest star: Jon Daly as Whitney Stratton IV

Lana, Fuchs, and Pam parachute down into Mitimotu Island's jungle but Fuchs has cracked ribs after an encounter with a huge tree python. Archer's plane is low on fuel so he crash lands in the main street of Mitimotu, destroying property and his plane's wings. Meanwhile, Mother has been trying to convince Charlotte, the stranded and penniless honeymooner to work as a prostitute. Archer and Capitaine Reynaud, the French gendarme, drive off into the jungle to find the survivors. They arrive just in time to rescue Lana, Fuchs, and Pam from being attacked by huge Komodo dragons and return to town.

The story continues after Archer and Pam have returned to the island and Archer plans to follow up on rumors of a golden idol that was placed somewhere on the island. Meanwhile, Lana and Fuchs are having an affair with each other, who is revealed to be after the same item. That night Archer, Pam, and Crackers break into Fuchs' room and copy his map of the idol's location while Cheryl entertains Fuchs, but she passes out after drinking too much. The next morning, Archer discovers that Pam's poorly copied map is useless.

While Pam repairs their plane's wings although Archer is critical of her workmanship, Archer's old nemesis, Ziegler, a German flying ace who shot Archer down five times during the Spanish Civil War, lands on the Island with a group of Germans. To get even with Ziegler, Archer takes off with Pam in one of the German planes and is followed by Ziegler. In the ensuing dogfight, Pam shoots down Ziegler's plane but Archer claims the credit. Unfortunately, their plane is damaged so Archer belly-lands into the ocean where they are soon surrounded by sharks.

Guest star: Flula Borg as Ziegler

Archer and Pam take off again in the Loose Goose to search for the rumored golden idol. They land the plane, but while trekking through the jungle they become caught in quicksand and are surrounded by aggressive monkeys. As their situation worsens, they blame each other for their predicament. Meanwhile, back in town, Malory, Capitaine Reynaud, and Charlotte drive out of town seeking the idol while Fuchs and the German soldiers do likewise. In the jungle, the monkeys are scared off by the arrival of the local Polynesian tribe and kidnapped Archer and Pam.

Princess Lanaluakalani's father berates her for showing Fuchs the map to the idol. She drives out into the jungle to stop Fuchs but runs into Malory's group. Crackers finds them and tells them of Archer and Pam's predicament, and Malory reluctantly agrees to detour and save them. Meanwhile, Archer and Pam have been captured by the local Mua Mua tribe who prepare to eat them. They meet Noah, an anthropologist studying the tribe, but he says he cannot interfere in the traditional ceremony. When the Mua Mua are called away to fend off an attack from another tribe, Archer and Pam free themselves. They are caught again by the Mua Mua, but after Archer saves them from being shot by a German soldier, they are invited to help the tribe wipe out the other Germans.

Guest star: David Cross as Noah

Malory's group finds Archer and Pam in the native village and Lanaluakalani is surprised when they treat Charlotte as a princess instead of her. Archer is concerned that the tribe will not be able to defend themselves against the heavily armed Germans. Meanwhile, Fuchs has radioed for backup and a platoon of German stormtroopers land on a nearby beach. Archer helps the tribe prepare to defend the village and set up booby traps. They successfully wipe out the German troops and also defeat Fuchs who has donned a powered exoskeleton. Later that night, Archer and the others join in the tribe's victory celebrations.

Guest star: David Cross as Noah

Archer and the group continue on their search for the idol and come across an entrance to a cave under the volcano. Once inside, they are attacked by Fuchs who follows them in his exoskeleton in an attempt to use the idol to make Germans rule the world. A shoot-out ensues, which is only interrupted by the volcano cracking open and exposing flows of lava. Pam, Sterling, and Fuchs fall into a crevasse and are only saved by hanging onto Pam who has a grip on the edge. However, Archer loses his grip and he and Fuchs plummet towards a pool of flowing lava. The episode ends with a scene that suddenly shifts to show Archer aboard a spaceship.

Guest star: David Cross as Noah