Unpaid intern Dawn plots to seize the limelight. In sketches, Steve Rider has the latest in the Sports Report, and Dawn's A-ha pencil case has been stolen at school.
Guest star: Steve Rider

Jennifer tries to carry off a series of circus tricks to no avail. Sketches include parodies of Multi-Coloured Swap Shop and The Bangles, and the first appearance of the extras.

Jennifer mistakes the week's special guest, Julie T. Wallace, for Julie Walters. Sketches include the first appearance of the dirty old men.

With poor ratings threatening their show, Dawn and Jennifer resort to extreme measures and hunt down BBC controller Michael Grade. Sketches include the Menopazzi Sisters and a parody of police procedurals.

Madame and the Hot Hoofers walk out on the show, forcing Dawn, Jennifer, and Raw Sex to broadcast from the Blue Peter studio. Sketches include a fashion show, and schoolgirls discussing menstruation.
Guest stars: Pamela Armstrong, Harry Enfield, Rik Mayall

The curtains come down on the first series of French and Saunders' spoof entertainment show with special guest Joan Armatrading.
Guest star: Harriet Thorpe

Dawn is handing out some muddled contraceptive advice to Jennifer.
Guest star: Joan Bakewell

The Fat Men get somewhat over-excited while watching the Miss World contest on TV, and there's a sparse audience at a Kilroy spoof.
Guest star: Steve O'Donnell

Jen and Dawn operate a moving company; a rather senile Katharine Hepburn and Ginger Rogers pay tribute to Fred Astaire.
Guest star: Helen Lederer, Mavis Nicholson

Dawn and Jennifer attempt to learn new languages, and launch a London tour with Raw Sex; schoolgirls take a field trip; a parody of the Pet Shop Boys; Pear Tree Farm supplies a poorly trained cat for a cat food advert.

Dawn and Jennifer undertake a Journey to the Center of the Earth-style exploration of a cave. Other sketches include inactive teenage athletes, a woman who claims to be Elvis' ex-mistress, and a neurotic housewife.
Guest stars: Stephanie Beacham, Adrian Edmondson, Lenny Henry

Jennifer visits Dr. French for a nose job. Other sketches include a parody of Jane Seymour, the extras meeting June Whitfield, and a string of Hollywood parodies.
Guest stars: Robbie Coltrane, June Whitfield
Musical guest: Lulu performing "The Man Who Sold the World"

Parodies of Christmas movies, hair gel ads, and Bananarama.
Guest stars: Kathy Burke, Kevin Godley, Harriet Thorpe, Paula Yates

The hills are alive with the sound of French and Saunders as Dawn and Jennifer parody The Sound of Music. Other sketches include parodies of ABBA and Sonia, and the first appearance of Pear Tree Farm.
Guest stars: Jerry Hall, Marie Helvin

Dawn and Jennifer take on the lead roles of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? Other sketches include a parody of Bros and two hapless magazine editors.
Guest stars: Mac McDonald, Gareth Snook

Parodies of The Exorcist and Watchdog; aspiring female rappers; and a publisher and author's lunch meeting.
Guest stars: Kathy Burke, Stuart Fell, Maggie Philbin, Lynn Faulds Wood

French and Saunders have Gone with the Wind with Jennifer as Scarlett and Dawn as Mammy.

Parodies of Dangerous Liaisons, Birds of a Feather, Tanita Tikaram, and The Factory.

Parodies of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and American stand-up comedians; Ken and Duane imagine suing the publisher of an "easy" sheet music book; and "Modern Mother and Daughter", the basis for Absolutely Fabulous.
Guest stars: David Gilmour, Mark King, Mark Knopfler, Lemmy, Ralph McTell, Gary Moore, Harriet Thorpe

Dawn and Jennifer start a casting agency but manage to insult all of their clients.
Guest stars: Kevin Allen, Jane Asher, Patrick Barlow, Carl Davis

Parodies of The Silence of the Lambs, The Mamas and the Papas, and Jackie and Joan Collins.

In Bed with French and Saunders reveals what goes on backstage for two familiar Madonnas. In other sketches, the duo discuss Jerry Hall, examine mail-order catalogues, and parody Fleetwood Mac.

Parodies of Alien, Mary Hopkin, and Dana; a look at Elizabethan England; and a teenage equestrian.

Parodies of The House of Eliott, Pan's People, and Gladiators, and a teenager setting out to circumnavigate the world.

Dawn and Jennifer's parody of Thelma & Louise becomes all too real. In other sketches, Jennifer learns her lines for a Merchant Ivory film audition, and Darcey Bussell replaces Dawn in Jennifer's new ballet.

Spoofs of Charles Dickens novels and The Piano.
Guest stars: Richard Briers, Kathy Burke, Adrian Edmondson, Geraldine McEwan, Chris Ryan, Harriet Thorpe

Spoofs of Baywatch, Lynda La Plante's crime dramas, and Disney's Pocahontas; two flamboyantly gay stylists get the chance to work with Dusty Springfield.

Jennifer and Dawn star with Mel and Sue and Patsy Kensit in a parody of Braveheart. Other sketches include spoofs of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and Björk, young chavs experimenting with drugs, and British expatriates in the Emirates.

Parodies of Federico Fellini's movies, Noel's House Party, The Cranberries, and Sinéad O'Connor.

Parodies of Batman Forever and the '60s TV series; Dawn has a Sophia Loren day; another look at Elizabethan times; the stylists return with Kate Moss; and neurotic mothers oversee a playdate.

Dawn and Jen are hired to guard Lulu in a Pulp Fiction spoof. Other sketches include a parody of Céline Dion, oneupsmanship in a doctor's waiting room, and public schoolgirls out of their element as they interview Clare Francis.

A parody of The Quick and the Dead; Court TV airs a legal spin on Star Trek; and Gary Waldhorn stars in a new Jane Austen adaptation.

A spoof of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman; TV films about Ken & Em and David & Claudia; the chavs recount a rave; and art gallery owners prepare for an exhibition.

A parody of Titanic and making-of specials, accompanied by spoofs of high-concept game shows and The Corrs.

A Bank Holiday special features an acting masterclass and a murder investigation, Witless Silence.

Parodies of The White Stripes, Madonna, and Rosemary & Thyme, and a Christmas message from Catherine Zeta-Jones. (The title references Love Actually, but it is not parodied in the special.)

Dawn and Jennifer meet their new producer, Liza Tarbuck, and sign a contract, unknowingly locking themselves into a six-part series deal. Sketches include cam girls Jodie & Jordan discussing mortgages, and Nicole Kidman's audio commentary for Cold Turkey.

Dawn tries to find the perfect chocolate lime; the two discuss the prevalence of online porn; Eve Pollard arrives as the BBC's new Director General; Pear Tree Farm is forced to diversify their business; Catherine Zeta-Jones discusses fashion; a parody of Cher.

Liza pushes Jen and Dawn to finish their first script, while Jen prepares for an award at the palace, and Dawn is distressed by both her lack of award and Mark Lamarr's rudeness. Sketches include parodies of Kill Bill and Most Haunted, Catherine Zeta-Jones on crowns, and the stylists assisting Sandro Botticelli.

Dawn, Jennifer, and Liza pitch their ideas for new shows during the BBC's internal "offers" process, including a modernized version of Shakespeare's King Lear. Other sketches include Madonna's new children's book, Jodie and Jordan on eyeglasses, and the stylists assisting Édouard Manet.

Dawn and Jennifer struggle to demonstrate how much writing they've finished. Sketches include a spoof of Edward Scissorhands, Jodie and Jordan on peeling potatoes, British expatriates discussing Indonesia, Catherine Zeta-Jones on roundabouts, the making of Troy, and Dawn's fantasy of singing with Anastacia.

Episode one of the new series starts filming. Dawn and Jennifer delay production, through a combination of laziness and constantly getting lost, but meet with an allegedly ill teenager and his mother. Sketches include retirees who move to Florida, Dawn babysitting for a giant, and Chris Martin's mum.

Dr. Tanya Byron attempts to rope in the increasingly "childish" Dawn and Jennifer. Features parodies of Vera Drake and Elton John.

Episode 1 sees the return of the hapless documentary presenter (Joanna Lumley), introducing the sketches.

Old Material: Who Is It?/Dawn's Entrances, The Two Fat Men, ABBA (C'est La Vie), 60s Dance, Marilyn and Jane, The Exorcist, The Extras, Britney & Madonna (Remixed), Titanic, Dawn at the Doctor, F&S Teenagers, Music montage of old clips to The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps".

Old Material:French and Saunders "get" a BAFTA, The Menopatsy Sisters, F&S Dancing, Cassie's Dance Audition (featuring Harriet Thorpe), Jen's Reactions to Dawn, Generation Gap (featuring Julia Sawalha, Presenters Academy (featuring Davina McCall, Dana and Mary Hopkin, Dickens' Daughter, The Mamas & the Papas, George Michael and Boy George, Florida Retirees, The Sound of Music, Music montage of old clips to Arctic Monkeys' "I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor".

Old Material: Alien, Gone with the Wind, Cold Turkey, Loveheart, Look at my baby!, Poo Stripes, BoyZone, Aimless Morris-Minor, Chris Martin's Mother/"Apple", West Country Maids, Silence of the Lambs, Women's Programming, Lucky Bitches, 20's Dance, 90's Dance, Music montage of old clips to Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc.".

Old Material: Dawn's entrance, Bros Star Test, Insane Housewife "Nibbles" (featuring Lenny Henry and Adrian Edmondson), The Extra's at the Tate Modern, Witless Silence, Batman (featuring Patsy Kensit), Star Wars, The Two Fat Women, Jackie and Brigitte (featuring Tanya Byron), Elton John with Kiki Dee, Music montage of old clips to Basement Jaxx' "Where's Your Head At?", Montage to Just Jack's Stars in Their Eyes.

Old Material: Lananeeneenoonoo, Catherine Zeta-Spartacus-Jones "President" and "Pregnant", Hurrah for Hollywood, Horse Riding, Kill Bill, Dot and May, Pulp Fiction, Thelma & Louise, Music montage of old clips to Lulu's "Shout", Montage on 20 years of "F&S" set to Dawn and Jennifer's rendition of Barbra Streisand's "The Way We Were".

Old Material: Dawn Modelling with Kate Moss, The Two Fat Men at Christmas, The Two Fat Women at Christmas, 'Don't Sit There!', La Belle Dame Sans Chapeau (with Darcey Bussell), Whatever Happened to Baby Dawn?, The Chamber Maids, F&S at Richard and Judy's House, Ding Dong Merrily on High (with Alison Moyet), Prosthetics with F&S, Computer Troubles, Cher, Ride with F&S, Imagine: Parkour (with Alan Yentob), Catherine Zeta-Spartacus-Douglas-Jones' Christmas Message, 1920's Dance, F&S in Prison, Christmas in the White Room, The Opera Divas (featuring Sarah Walker), Montage of old clips to Shirley Bassey and The Propellerheads, "History Repeating".