This is a pool for guessing what the topic of the last article created on Wikipedia may be. Other topic pools exist for certain milestones (see one millionth and two-millionth topic pools and Wikipedia:500th language pool), but none are as important as the last topic created. You may be wondering why something might be the last article. Well,

• Wikipedia might go under
• Interest in Wikipedia might dwindle to the point that nobody edits it ever again
• the Earth (or at least the Internet) may end in some catastrophic fashion
• Wikipedia might simply be finished with the sum total of all current and future human knowledge
• Or Wikipedia will change its name, therefore the "last article" would be the last under the name of Wikipedia.

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

But just like there was a first article, there should undoubtedly be a last. This is the pool for that eventuality! Everyone is allowed a maximum of three votes. Voting ends when the ten-thousandth-to-last article is created. And by the way, someone should probably periodically archive this page, because when we need it to check and see who's won, it may not be around any longer.

Instructions for voting: Add the article name to the appropriate section and sign it with four tildes. If the section doesn't exist yet, make it.

• The last page will say "Goodbye Wikipedians".User 46,392,131*
• Wikimedia server room fire made by a wikimedia staff member during said fire Notadolphin24 (talk) 22:04, 21 November 2021 (UTC)
• A file that is 69105 yottabytes in size, causing the wikipedia servers to overload and eventually overheat, setting them and the whole wikimedia offices on fire and effectively destroying them and whole wikipedia. 46.132.184.196 (talk) 17:51, 16 July 2018 (UTC)

  Files uploaded to Commons can't be larger than 4 GB. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 15:12, 6 July 2023 (UTC)

• The last page will say"The world will end in ___ secs" and will be the doomsday countdown.CrazyMinecart88
• The last edit to Wikipedia will be on this page to determine who is the winner.--Proud User (talk) 19:59, 13 December 2015 (UTC)
• The Nuclear Apocalypse. No doubt, when Earth is destroyed, somebody will make writing about it their final goodbye. In true Wikipedia fashion, it will later be autoclassed as a stub. When the alien life forms arrive to investigate, they will ignore it as junk. TomBarker23 (talk) 17:25, 16 November 2017 (UTC)
• Warp Drive (or whatever method we use for extremely fast space travel in the future.) Once aliens discover that we've created ultra-fast space travel and destroy us and Wikipedia before we kill all life in the universe with our warring tendencies. Also, the aliens will be blocked if they try to edit. >ABSCOND User:NoHaxJustPi | User_Talk:NoHaxJustPi 03:40, 25 February 2018 (UTC)
• User:JohnDakeronVHS haha you missed THIS one you dead rats! lo prenu .katmakrofan. (talk) 01:28, 22 March 2018 (UTC)
• Complete analysis of Half-Life 3

ianGrig. (t) 04:31, 31 July 2018 (UTC)

• Wikipedia:Server Shutdown or something similar Merlin04atschool (talk) 22:01, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

• An intense server breach/leak that forces the WMF staff to wipe the Wikimedia servers. Every user, every article, every edit, everything... gone, deleted without a trace. Every other Wikimedia project would meet this fate as well. --Plankhouse0 (talk) 19:47, 21 November 2019 (UTC)
• Imagine, if you will, that robots have completely taken over the Earth within a matter of hours. You are the last human being alive, and you're holed up in some bunker in the middle of nowhere in an attempt to prolong the inevitable. Using the last of your base's backup power, you decide to check Wikipedia one last time before you are inevitably hunted to extinction, for old time's sake. You've been on the internet long enough to know that The Singularity your species fell victim to definitely already has a page all to itself, but upon checking you find something horrifying. What was until a few minutes ago an eloquent entry about the tragic last breath of mankind has been completely vandalized, all text, images, and sources replaced with a measly four letters; GG EZ. Across the room, you hear the hum of a laser rifle charging. Anxietyprimev69 (talk) 23:48 PM, December 21 2021 (CST)

• Destruction of Earth The first version is: "The Destruction of Earth was an event happening on 3047. On the year 3025, Jicky Peri, a scientist and NASA astronaut had successfully built a supercomputer with it’s own WIFI that could transport itself anywhere. Later she updated it to clone itself and cloned it, and then transported it to the Moon and Mars. The computer had replaced the rovers, giving realistic pictures and had predicted the destruction and everyone is able to transport. Jicky Peri has now received 257 awards."
  SikiWtideI's user page

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  04:21, 17 January 2023 (UTC)

• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Vacuum stabilisation hypothesis (2nd nomination) concerning a recreated article on a non-notable fringe subject—particularly, the unsubstantiated hypothesis that it is somehow possible to induce a false vacuum decay event using current or emerging technology. The original article creator has continuously made unproven claims about a ficticious classified DARPA project to develop a "hyperweapon" that is allegedly capable of triggering a decay event. However, these claims could not be corroborated by any of the sources they have provided, nor has the hypothesis itself received significant coverage in any reliable sources. Please do not recreate the article without establishing notability first. Wikipedia is not a platform for baseless pseudoscientific alarmism nor is there a conspiracy to cover up the existence of so-called vacuum stabilizers, which are not even theoretically feasible to begin with. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 21:39, 18 February 2023 (UTC)

• Complete list of dead Wikipedians .froth. (talk) 18:46, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

  • but then who would add the last edit? 188.223.85.48 (talk) 15:52, 18 April 2012 (UTC)

    • Last living Wikipedian: article will end "She most recently created an article, "Hi-Fi Pizza", after the product was..." notice they were able to save that last edit before dying, with ellipses, and with an edit summary, "aaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!!!". She also will change the "living" status on the talk page of the article from "Y" to "N", with her last bit of strength. what a brave gal! (PS, the piped link refers to a strip by Clowes where the last possible commercial product hybrid is the Hi Fi Pizza, upon whose announcement the world explodes)Mercurywoodrose (talk) 17:09, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
• Surprise! or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace my Eternal Punishment .froth. (talk) 18:46, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
• The Beast is evil denial, a balanced, sourced and NPOV biography from his return to Earth until the present. SpinningSpark 19:05, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
• David Icke redirect to David Icke (prophet) --Adam in MO Talk 10:46, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
• User:Jesus. Jesus' second coming happens, but right before destroying the earth, he creates a userpage on wikipedia. Asmeurer (talk ♬ contribs) 02:40, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Update: In hopes of preventing this eventuality, the Administrator Cabal has indefinitely protected this one... ☻☻☻Sithman VIII !!☻☻☻ 23:04, 27 September 2010 (UTC)

Ahhh, but no mere page-protection will halt the messiah. WP:Requests_for_adminship/Jesus will be a bluelink someday, with the mother of all wheel-wars the inevitable consequence. Thus, there is only one thing which *might* just halt the destruction of the earth! Who knew the cabal ran so deep? 47.222.203.135 (talk) 12:28, 17 December 2016 (UTC)

close enough Noah ^💬 20:14, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

• Zarquon's Return GavinZac (talk) 21:50, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
• Pope Nicholas VI.--T. Anthony (talk) 03:46, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
• Shinji did nothing wrong; nothing at all. Bencemac (talk) 11:00, 6 August 2018 (UTC)
• Ludovican Inquisition — Tribunals developed by the Holy See during the tenure of Antipope Louis, a sedevacantist who had previously been nicknamed the Qardinal or QArdinal on account of his conspiratorial beliefs. After usurping his predecessor in a coup d'etat, Louis revived the Papal States and, with extensive support from dominionist organizations, subsequently annexed significant portions of the world. As Louis gained control over international trade and commerce, he issued a bull that made it compulsory for all participants in the retail sector to be stamped with a seal bearing his Latin name, shoehorned a brutal police operation to prosecute unstamped individuals who continued to make transactions in defiance of the new mandate, and attempted to justify his harsh policies as being necessary for fostering an environment of mutual trust between businesses and clientele. In spite of Wikipedia's unfavorable coverage of him, Louis censured the Wikimedia Foundation for "silencing" his supporters and ordered the organization to be shut down. With a bastion of free knowledge taken out of the picture, the New Papal States continued to crack down on political dissent until Louis, along with a crowd of pro-Ludovican militant elements, were captured by opposition forces near the site of Tel Megiddo, charged with crimes against humanity, and sentenced to life with the possibility of parole in 1,000 years. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 01:38, 23 February 2023 (UTC)—01:42, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
• List of people in Hell, because you know there will be that one guy doing moment-by-moment edits to Wikipedia on his phone while god sends people to hell on the last day, probably with a {{Current}} template on top. And there'll still be a religious flame war in the talk page. 〜 Festucalex • talk 17:42, 12 June 2023 (UTC)

• i^n. I read a short science fiction story once. It might have been by Asimov. Sometime in the far distant future, it is discovered that there is a finite amount of information in the universe. This is all collected into a massive database. Many indexes are created to assist in searching this database, and then some indexes to indexes (known as i^2) are created to help people find which index they need. Then i^3s are produced and so on. Finally, the ultimate index to indexes to indexes... is created, known as i^n, and searching is sweet, until one day someone gets an index corruption error, and all knowledge is lost. Anyone know the name of the story, or can confirm the author?-gadfium 02:21, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Wouldn't that be i^ω? Melchoir 02:51, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Probably. I last read the story 20 or 30 years ago, so my memory could easily be wrong.-gadfium 03:28, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
      • I believe I read that in High School, but I don't remember the title. It looks like it might be MS Fnd in a Lbry by Hal Draper.--T. Anthony (talk) 03:29, 28 September 2013 (UTC)

Wouldn't we need an index to search through i^ω? That would be i^(ω + 1), and so on. And thus, we see the usefulness of ordinals in real life.

But actually, we can't possibly need more indexes than the amount of data, right? So perhaps this really is i^n, where n is no greater than the total amount of bits of information in the database. -- Meni Rosenfeld (talk) 12:08, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Why would you ever index a list of indices? If you have to index an index then you didn't have a very good index in the first place. .froth. (talk) 18:49, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

List of lists. List of lists of lists. Asmeurer (talk ♬ contribs) 02:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

which is either 1, -1, i, or -i. 24.14.73.183 (talk) 19:48, 19 December 2011

• COMPLETE FINANCIAL LEDGERS OF MILLIWAYS. -EvanJM42

• Attempt to do a Double Backwards Somersault Through a Hoop While Whistling the Star-Spangled Banner Feat of Sea World (redirect from Dolphin Disappearance) Wikinews Archive-This Wednesday, the famous Sea World dolphins did a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backwards somersault through a hoop while whistling the Star-Spangled Banner. Witnesses report the sound of angry squeaking, and "magically-appearing" fish bowls on some seats. This is EvanJM42, reporting. Next: The scoop on those big yellow things in the s

-EvanJM42

• LET THERE BE LIGHT. Seconds before the irreversible heat death of the Universe, a now-sentient Wikipedia discovers how to reverse entropy change (just like in The Last Question).
• Userboxes. They will destroy Wikipedia. Alphax ^τεχ 07:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

I beg to differ. The Userboxer^Complain/_ubx 16:03, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

• List of all 9 Billion Names of God--Gamingboy 17:20, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The Nine Billion Names of God. Carcharoth 23:27, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
    • The nine billionth name of God. id say the very last name on the list would be notable enough, though some might argue for deletion, as it would be responsible for only one event, as spelled out in WP:BLP1E (not strictly applicable, but still predictably cited by ardent deletionists). pretty big event, though...75.61.128.131 (talk) 02:45, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
• Last Post!!!!!! Of course, somebody else might show up and make Not anymore. -- Masterzora 03:44, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The Last Post. Carcharoth 23:27, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
• - during the rendering of which Wikimedia explodes while trying to resolve the conflicting states of being both invisible and pink. 82.15.28.195 02:50, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
• Jaws 85 1/2 - This time, it;s really, REALLY personal. 71.96.179.40 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• Hastur Hastur Hastur —Josh Lee 20:33, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
• I Am God, Do Not Delete This Topic Or Else Realferrari 07:39, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
• List of Dead People -Preposterous 03:26, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • XD XD XD --200.73.179.233 06:30, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
• The Killer Joke (uncensored). Full, original English version with 70px letters. Newpage patrollers, be advised. --Zoz (t) 00:47, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
• Complete list of numbers YankeeDoodle14 03:23, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

All numbers, or just integers? The latter list is of size alef_null, the former of size C (not to be confused with c, the speed of light) which may or may not be alef_1 (indeed, this point may or may not be decidable) :-) 193.122.47.162 18:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

• Zzyzx alphabetically, will always be last. DJRaveN4x 21:59, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Not if zzz(expression for sleeping) is included. i kan reed 20:47, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
    • ZZZZZ(a television episode) is the last article, alphabetically. Eli355 (talk) 18:35, 12 June 2018 (UTC)
      • And zzzzzz redirects to the above article. Eli355 (talk) 18:44, 12 June 2018 (UTC)
• So long, and thanks for all the fish - Written by the dolphins before the earth is destroyed to make way for a interspace bypass. THE KING 06:01, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• The return of Jesus. --junafani 11:33, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• Indian protocol of the ancient human language71.193.65.110 00:00, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
• How to Say Something Derogatory About Islam Without Them Complaining You know: what they did towards Denmark after the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy in 2006 DitzyNizzy (aka Jess) (talk) 15:01, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
• Let there be light... --- Dralwik|^{Have a Chat} 05:22, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
  • Answer: 42. --24.14.73.183 (talk) 00:05, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
• That time every single person in the world decided to set off a nuke and the Earth sorta went boom. Trickstergoddess (talk) 13:27, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
• Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Because it's the logical choice, since the peculiar children will be the ones to close Wikipedia, and since we didn't read about them fast enough we couldn't stop it. Pumagirl7 ^{Leave a message} 21:16, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
• Uselessness of Wikipedia theorem#Proofs. Of course, Jimbo Wales will read this, realize Wikipedia is useless, and then close it down. CarnivorousGnomeCatuse (talk) 03:54, 9 January 2012 (UTC)
• File:Eye of the Basilisk.jpg - Good luck editing/deleting it! BlueRoll18 (talk) 05:53, 3 February 2013 (UTC)
  • Screen readers might be useful on this one. Double sharp (talk) 10:16, 27 September 2015 (UTC)
• Milliways—but real Ravenclawjedi42 (talk) 11:39, 30 October 2023 (UTC)

• Vacuum decay event of ####, where #### is the year the vacuum decay event happened. Or maybe not, because the vacuum decay state would spread as fast as the news! Let's start a pool to find out what year #### is. Maybe 4242? RafChem (talk) 21:17, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
• Destruction of the Internet User:Cheesenik! 22:13, 2 April 2009 - Because Wikipedia articles on major cataclysms always pop up literal seconds after they have began or occurred. Thus, in the few nanoseconds before the Internet crashes forever and every website (including Wikipedia) is deleted, Wikipedia will have an article on it, complete with edits, vandalisms, a "Current Event" tag. It will even be featured in the Current Events portal.
  • And it will have 1,472,580,400,000 views in those last nanosecond, and then nearly deleted for being a hoax.— JJBers (talk) 19:39, 19 October 2016 (UTC)
• Why the Zombies won Anon 00:55, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
• Heat death of the univ Mark J 17:49, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
• The end of the American occupation of Iraq - Everything will happen first. Afonso Silva 14:20, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• The Russian nuclear weapon system Describing precisely how to launch each of the warheads all in one go, without needing to be the Russian Head of State or defence minister. Lgriot 17:02, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
• The end of World War III - Shortly after this article is written, the human race will cease to exist;). Toonmon2005 01:52, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia is Shut Down after Hostile Take Over by Agressive Monkeys - Should happen around spring, 2008. --TBCTaLk?!? 06:11, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

But spring is going to end! Alexius08 is welcome to talk about his contributions. 13:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

At least one user seems to think that agressive monkeys would be an improvement. SpinningSpark 19:15, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

It probably would be --Rockstonetalk to me! 14:13, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

• The Day of Many Improbable Events - In one day, Hell freezes over, the Cubs win the World Series, the United States adopts the metric system, The Simpsons gets cancelled, and many other improbable events occur, including Wikipedia being shut down, which is caused by the zombie of William Howard Taft. Psycho Kirby 22:45, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

You forgot to mention England winning the World Cup and the Ashes. 193.122.47.162 18:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

I dunno bout the Hell one being so ulikely, it's already started snowing. ;-) Blood Red Sandman ^{(Talk) (Contribs)} 15:29, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, the Cubs won the world series. 73.65.226.228 (talk) 00:51, 20 November 2016 (UTC)

And there are actual places in California, Norway etc. actually called Hell. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 18:14, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• The Apocalypse after a curious idiot (me) finds an M16 and starts a full blown nuclear war between the US and China and UK and everyone else who was nukes. But everyone who don't have nukes just gets killed anyway. Then I take over, build Death Star III and blow up the Earth including the Wikipedia servers. Then I'll blow up the ones in orbit, on Mars, and on the Moon using my Super Star Destroyer Little Darius Penguin 03:44, 4 November 2006 (UTC).
• Aarrrgghh... as chiseled into stone by Joseph of Arimathea.
• Wikipedia: where it went wrong summary of the book. John Reaves 23:17, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
• The Heat Death of the Observable Universe - One man's opinion. but it will be deleted by a bot for violating WP:OR NipokNek 21:04, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• Second Life-Real Life War - It's got to happen sooner or later, surely, and could take civilisation with it. BlueCanary 16:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
• Your New Insect Overlords and How to Welcome Them - Unfortunately, an edit war ensues over placement of commas and nobody has a chance to read the article, resulting in the death of humankind.    DangerousNerd    talk    contribs    email   19:34, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
• 2100 Wikimedia server room fire (hope not!) Blood Red Sandman ^{(Talk) (Contribs)} 11:38, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• You Suckers! A rat gets hold of the last human being on Earth, and the poor guy shouts "You Suckers", which he quickly wrote on Wikipedia with the help of the rat's laptop. The title of the article is in memory of the humans. Pun intended Angcr 12:03, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• History of the destruction of planet Earth - well....I guess. --Hirohisat ^Kiwi 19:21, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia is nationalized by the US government Marlith ^T/C 03:25, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
• "End of the world"-Computer97 (talk) 21:48, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
• 2047 pandemy
• Closing of Wikipedia --Chinneeb_{my talk} 05:54, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
• North Korean Death Star Crisis --24.14.73.183 (talk) 00:07, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
• Second Great Depression, when the Wikimedia Foundation lacks the funds to support Wikipedia. 98.240.240.105 (talk) 23:01, 25 December 2011 (UTC)
• Battle of Amsterdam (20100), between the Netherlands and the Race, in which Wikipedia's last servers are destroyed. The last edit ever made will detail the Race breaking into the server room and starting the firefight with the Dutch in which the servers are destroyed. Whoop whoop pull up ^{[!]whining Betty | Averted crashes} 02:54, 22 July 2012 (UTC)
• The Complete History of Wikipedia That'll include the end of it. ----EvanJM42
• Peace at last, except too late. Happy New Year? Jim Derby (talk) 17:09, 1 January 2013 (UTC)
• Collapse of Wikipedia--Seonookim (talk) 06:28, 20 January 2013 (UTC)
• Collapse of the Kingdom of Antarctica - Last human civilization collapses, remnants of humanity splits into higher-beings who don't need Wikipedia and primitives who reject technology. The fleeing king writes this last article as a memory of what once was.--T. Anthony (talk) 03:46, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
• Ninth Globnakian-Chinese War How the Globnaks from Planet Xing Mao defeated the Chinese in the year 4321 and destroyed life, the universe, and everything. 99.168.122.151 (talk) 22:25, 16 October 2013 (UTC)
• Why the Mayans were right. Chronicles the discovery that our interpretation of the Mayan calendar was correct in all regards, except for the date! Hey, nobody's perfect! Etamni | ✉ | ✓  23:09, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
• Legio XXX Classica I would likely finally get around to making it right before humanity died knowing my luck. Iazyges (talk) 04:42, 12 September 2016 (UTC)
• Evacuation of Earth Raymond1922 (talk) 03:42, 22 September 2016 (UTC)
• That time everyone loses their limbs, real, prosthetic, and imagined, and thus becomes incapable of using computer keyboards. Sea Captain Cormac 18:55, 12 October 2017 (UTC)
  • Thoughts could be used? Also, what if that actually turns out to be just a piece of art? Alfa-ketosav (talk) 19:21, 2 December 2023 (UTC)
• 2036 nuclear attack on China Shortly after, Chinese nukes will detonate in the ionosphere above the United States, incapacitating all Internet communications in the region, including WMF's servers. (JayPlaysStuff | talk to me | What I've been up to) 13:09, 28 September 2021 (UTC)
• Last page for real, shut the hell up!!! The Great Zombie-Monkey-Cat-Pizza War of the 2030's has caused the sun to become so bright that the earth only has a mere 10 seconds left. nearing the final second, several other users try to start an edit war to make the final page, resulting in the titular page.Supernintendoman128 (talk) 17:24, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

• USA RAPTURE Act, passed in 2009 by the Bush administration, outlawing the GFDL as a tool of terrorism and enemies of the faith. Jimbo Wales is extradited to Uzbekistan for interrogation. dab (ᛏ) 10:58, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

Somehow that seems unlikely now... 68.39.174.238 06:57, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

• Don't Hate Me Act - also passed in 2009 after Jimbo Wales formed an army of super intelligent mole people to vanquish Bush once and for all. Obviously, Congress wins the battle and is immediately sent to planet Y... for some reason. 71.96.179.40 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• Hate Bush Act, passed by the people in the summer of 2009 as we hear about it on TV , article written by someone who has forseen that this will be the last article because the Anti-Bush people who work for Wikipedia changed the name to HBApedia.
• All mistakes done by politicians. --junafani 11:36, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• All political process subsumed into one global wiki no more elections but lots of Arbcom. Lumos3 (talk) 22:28, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
• That's no moon, its a space station 65.167.146.130 (talk) 15:38, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
• President Sarah Palin 'Nuff said. BobAmnertiopsis∴_ChatMe! 01:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
• List of people who hate Sarah Palin List would be so long that it will crash the internet. 24.14.73.183 (talk) 22:38, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
• Restrict Entire Internet Network (law) - Will cause the permanent shutdown of Wikipedia and thousands of other websites (sch as Google, Yahoo, Facebook, Twitter, etc. in about summer 2016. M'encarta (talk) 02:58, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
• Rocky XXXVI Rocky Balboa fights his final match at the ripe old age of 102, and just barely loses when the judges award his opponent, 29-year old George Forman III the victor. Amymoten (talk) 04:16, 19 February 2013 (UTC)
• Interplanetary reactions to the 2449 Ganymede Uprising - Last article written before St. Petersburg is destroyed by a Coalition bombardment. Raan0001 (talk) 01:51, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
• President Donald Trump ThePlatypusofDoom (Talk) 17:48, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
• Criticism of President Trump or something along those lines. RafChem (talk) 21:22, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
• President Hillary Clinton - CHAMPION ^{(talk) (contributions) (logs)} 07:33, 8 February 2017 (UTC)
• Terran constitutional crisis, 2239: The conflict over the morality of the constitution of a united Earth, which ultimately breaks into nuclear war, ending life before an article on the war itself can be created. --Deuteranopia 17:45, 30 April 2018 (UTC)
• Extraterrestrials put end to WWIII ~ ONUnicorn^{(Talk|Contribs)}problem solving 18:14, 23 January 2020 (UTC)

• The equation, when processed, that will create a virus destroying Wikipedia. 75.72.135.230 (talk) 02:03, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
• The equation that destroys the world upon being uttered or written down: - Someone might actually write an article on this idea in fiction; alternatively, someone might write an article on the equation... Melchoir 01:51, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
• Category:Categories that do not contain themselves – 188.221.240.150 (talk) 01:11, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
• The infinite sic paradox: Somebody uses a bot script to write down the full paradox (in which a person is unsure how to spell sic and so adds it again afterwards, and so again..., like [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic]…), and Wikipedia explodes. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:26, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Alternatively the content is [sic]<br>{{ {{PAGENAME}} }} ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 18:01, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
    • That would lead to a template self-reference, as the template Template:{{PAGENAME}} would try to include itself. Jon Harald Søby 19:44, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

      Actually, if there's no Template:The infinite sic paradox, then this'd appear: "Template:The infinite sic paradox" (as if it weren't transcluded but just linked to without transclusion). Alfa-ketosav (talk) 19:24, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

    • Fortunately, MediaWiki templates are slightly too robust for that. :P —Simetrical (talk • contribs) 15:54, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
      • That's a shame... good. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:17, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
• x≠x The universe will collapse.--Anakata 01:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• 42 (answer) --Joe Schme^(ssages)dley 21:49, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Someone seems to have made that article (JayPlaysStuff | talk to me | What I've been up to) 13:14, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

• Last digit of pi. --Nintendorulez talk 19:50, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • NO, wait. Someone enters a formulas for finding all digits of pi and some idiot (* cough Zach Fisher cough*) uses his computer to find it, but his computer explodes therefore releasing a virus into Wikipedia, thereby DESTROYING THE SPACE-TIME CONTINIUM AND DESTROYING LIFE ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just a theory.  :) --Spider1224 22:50, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
    • GREAT SCOOT! --BlackKnight (talk) 05:32, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
• The proof of the Riemann hypothesis - after that there will be no more point for life. Liransh 12:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

• 1+1=59.6421rand#rand#rand#...3 Zginder 22:11, 13 August 2007 (UTC) This is followed by all of Wikipedia's servers trying to prove that there are an infinite number of non-repeating digits but the terminating digit is 3, but all they will be able to calculate in their feeble possessors is 1+1=2, so they keep on trying.

• How to divide by zero; Go^LeafsGo 02:39, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
  • Division by zero is possible using the projectively extended real line. Eli355 (talk) 20:41, 17 June 2018 (UTC)

• Proof that mathematics is consistent Double sharp (talk) 04:30, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
• recursive references --User:069952497a

• Vogon Constructor Ship Fleet 46.132.184.196 (talk) 16:51, 16 July 2018 (UTC)
• Ice-Nine (McDonnell-Douglas)Mercurywoodrose (talk) 00:17, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah, for those of you who liked the show Person of Interest. Mathieueagan (User talk:Matthieueagan) 01:17, June 24, 2018 (UTC)

• Dr. Timothy Taylor The Superstar himself, after declaring total world domination and becoming the international dictator of High School Economics Videos, will delete all Wikipedia articles and make himself one, the final one. BB.
• Senor Scinto Him and his nemesis Senor Walshinator will join forces to be the last article on the Great Encyclopedia BB.
• Earth (asteroid)
• Global warming temperature record. At least no technical device will work afterwards. --Brand спойт 12:14, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• \system(rm -rf /*) - Wikipedia is caught off-guards by a tragic execution overflow. --Cyde Weys 06:51, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• SN 2010A (Sol) - Compare with SN 1987A.-gadfium 23:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• End of the universe by the Big Crunch - Will be featured on the Main Page as the "In the news" headline, before the Wikipedia servers collapse with the entire universe in the Big Crunch. -- King of Hearts | (talk) 18:13, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

• Which would be followed some time later (as per Asimov's The Last Question) with the concise yet commanding first article of the New Wikipedia. But that belongs in a different pool. Lowerarchy 21:17, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

• How everything came from nothing - everyones question answered good night thanks for listening now over to the news.... lc3po
• Quantum Black Hole Safety - How to prevent man-made mini-black holes from escaping from the laboratory and dropping into the Earth's core and swallowing the planet next time. --Ruby 05:22, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
• lists of easy ways to destroy the world - Lets try not to make this list.--Holocron 18:21, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
• technological singularity of 2067, shortly after being marked with a "current event" tag, and immediately before takeover by post-human intelligence. Antandrus (talk) 18:31, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
• UuU. After the slowly decelerating expansion of the universe turns backwards upon itself. (ESkog)^(Talk) 23:37, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

  Comment. The inside joke, for those who don't know, is that the oldest verifiable edit on Wikipedia was in the article Wikipedia:UuU. The abbreviation "UuU" used to be the abbreviation for the 111th chemical compound on the periodic table, which has been renamed Roentgenium. YechielMan 22:38, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

  The designation of the 111th chemical element (not compound!) was Uuu, a capital U and 2 lowercase ones (not a capital, a lowercase and another capital one). Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:52, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• 3 easy steps to building your own nuclear weapon.--God of War 07:10, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

we pretty much have that with our description of the gun type U-235 weapon. fortunetly our instructions on how to isolate the U-235 are less simple to follow.Geni 03:43, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

• The destruction of the Sun; the article will be very short, as whoever will be writing it will die a cold, long death. --Bad Speler 01:22, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
• how to delete the entire internet in one simple keystroke Pellaken 07:44, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

• Nope. Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/how to delete the entire internet in one simple keystroke. ^_^ --24.123.0.130 (talk) 15:55, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

• Cure for Cancer Acetic Acid 10:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• Cure for the common cold --Army1987 12:29, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• List of chemical reactions that will destroy all human knowledge because the first person who reads this will try one of them. - FreakyFlyBry 05:29, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Feline tongue eating - a little known habit, which is the origin of the phrase "cat got your tongue?" Morwen - Talk 19:19, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Big Bang No.2 Bye Bye!!! I mean it. Game Over. The End. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was that too many !? JoshuaArgent 08:18, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• Solar expansion--Keycard ^(talk) 09:13, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

On thinking about it, solar expansion would no doubt be a featured article...first hand experience!--Keycard ^(talk) 09:14, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

If it's first hand experience, it'll be original research. Ergo, delete. Jon Harald Søby 19:45, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Then it'll double as the last article deleted (by a human). Twice the winner. Wipe 23:08, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

• Timecube proven correct SigPig 09:04, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• The conclusion of the Oscillating Universe Theory
• The meta-human net making all human knowledge accessable directly from one brain to another
• Planet of the Apes is nonfiction, and apes destroy the human race, therefore, no more Wikipedia. --Primate^#101 19:02, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
• How the world ended--Acebrock 07:25, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• Black hole detected within 384,400 km of Earth -- Altopian 06:03, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
• (29075) 1950 DA impact (see (29075) 1950 DA) Hut 8.5 20:17, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

  Unless said asteroid becomes named. In this case, the asteroid's name were before the word "impact" instead of the provisional designation. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:54, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• VFD on last article apart from Heat death of the universe as non-notable. —Random8322007-01-25 17:58 UTC (01/25 12:58 EST) 17:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
• Large-Scale Antimatter Creation which leads to the planet vanishing in a blinding flash of light. Granted, it won't last long, as it will be annihilated with the "aidepikiW" article "]]noitaerC rettamitnA elacS-egraL[[" Gorank4 19:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Won't this article be a redirect from (or to) Angels and Demons? :-) 193.122.47.162 18:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

• Exactly what the Universe is and why it is here - "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something more bizarrely inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Poochy 04:33, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
• Solar Eclipse of 2100 - By 2100, the world will have so much Technology that Wikipedia will shut down because there will be something else to replace it. But right before Wikipedia shuts down, someone will create this Article. Nocturnal Wanderer ^sign 01:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Which one? (There's going to be two in 2100 - an annular one in March, and a total one in September.)

• .wiki. Because of the growing popularity of wikis, ICANN creates a new gTLD specifically for them. Wikipedia then moves to a new .wiki domain, thus this would be the last article on wikipedia.org. Morgan Wick 20:20, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
• Practical experience of the Omega point- for those not in the know, see the master of pseudoscience, Tipler.--Rossheth | Talk to me 11:03, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
• The group of monkeys who randomly typed Wikipedia Sequel to the Shakespearean work.MortimerCat (talk) 08:10, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
• List of Earth destroying meteorites (The list is longer than you think.) James Lednik (talk) 14:27, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
• Every particle in the universe's exact location, speed, and direction who needs anything else? Squid tamer (talk) 04:19, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

  According to this title, the location, speed and direction belongs to the universe, in which "every particle" is. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:57, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

Not even Wikipedia can defeat Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, sadly. PT (talk) 17:01, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

• List of giant asteroids that are currently impacting the Earth AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! It will be a very long list. --Sapphire Flame (talk) 13:33, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

  Then renamed to a version without the scream. And deleted after some time. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 18:18, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• Really Really Really Large Hadron Collider - You know how they said the Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole which will destroy the Earth? This one actually will. And will be switched on by somebody called Osterhagen. DitzyNizzy (aka Jess) (talk) 13:33, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
• Asteroid, the size of Russia, to impact in twenty seconds, will be a very short stub. RockManQ ^(talk) 20:19, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
• The power of Yellowstone-Someone decides to make it when they see curious smoke pouring out of the topWillski72 (talk) 09:38, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
• Nature of the Universe - "The universe is a spheroid region, 705 meters in diameter." --Smallhacker (talk) 01:47, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
• Brain Theories - How to protect yourself from string theory and their pea brains (zombie)... 24.14.73.183 (talk) 22:44, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
• Great Solar Explosion, destroying the solar system. 98.240.240.105 (talk) 23:05, 25 December 2011 (UTC)
• [[Element 6,815,142]*100, because it is so radioactive that it vaporises the entire planet, including Wikipedia. Double sharp (talk) 04:34, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
• An asteroid the size of the Pacific will impact Earth in fifteen seconds, the content will be something like "AAHHH!!!!". StevenD99 04:03, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
• e44 (atomic bomb), an article stating "e44 is an atomic bomb deployed 22 seconds ago - it will strike New York City in 54 seconds. It has 15 YT (yottatons) of TNT, and is as explosive as 100 hypernovæ." (note: "e44" is the last 3 characters in the string "THE END", encoded in hexadecimal.) EnigmaLord515 (talk) 21:18, 25 October 2015 (UTC) ]
• How to make an Antimatter Bomb Someone's stupid enough to try this out, and the world explodes. ThePlatypusofDoom (Talk) 17:40, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
• Fall of humanity's intelligence. Koridas 📣 07:23, 16 July 2020 (UTC)
• List of ignored safety concerns in the Hyperlightspeed Reactor, Pitohui202 (talk) 22:39,28 March 2022(UTC)

• Perl 6. The article already exists; the removal of {{beta software}} from it will be the last ever edit on Wikipedia. --Amir E. Aharoni 19:25, 10 September 2007 (UTC) Oh well, {{beta software}} doesn't exist anymore. I change this to Perl 6 in popular culture. --Amir E. Aharoni (talk) 10:00, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
• Wikipedia Vandalism Virus. A virus spreads that uses the computers it infects to vandalise random Wikipedia articles, repetatively. Someone creates an article about the virus shortly before the Wikimedia servers overload and shut down from the strain. --User:Fardell 15:23, 15 September 2007 (UTC).
• WP:BORG. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. nneonneo ^talk 05:49, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
• Help, were all gonna die in 5 seconds five seconds before the Y2K+38 problem, that kills Wikipedia. --MacMad (talk · contribs)  would you like to play some chess? 14:59, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
• Typing Google into Google - It's a little known fact that, if you do that, it'll create a self-refering paradox that causes life as we know it to end. DitzyNizzy (aka Jess) (talk) 09:37, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • That does not create a paradox. It just displays a link that brings you back to Google. 75.72.135.230 (talk) 02:12, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
• Shutting down of Wikipedia
• If you spray concentrated chlorine gas into your computer it will turn into gold. Honest! 65.167.146.130 (talk) 15:48, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
• the 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 exabyte thumbdrive
• Virtual pencil sharpener software will be the last DYK and will probably be a split from the very first one. SpinningSpark 21:40, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
• Artificial intelligence amelioration strategies, translated into Naruan. Due to the multiple, hasty retranslations, wording will be awkward. If you want to help Wikipedia create the best final article ever, make sure a person with a better grasp of Tongan is by a mechanical radio at GMT 2035-11-15.438. And cut that cable! NGC 2009 20:02, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
• Cybernet online- asking for it reallyWillski72 (talk) 09:41, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
• Zero_day_attack#MediaWiki example
• Good bye, World! --BlackKnight (talk) 05:42, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: For those who did not get the in-joke, Jimbo Wales claimed to make the first Wikipedia edit. The edit was a test edit saying, "Hello, World!" Agent 78787 (talk) 01:03, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
• Deletion of Google- Google gets deleted, whole internet disintergrates before your very eyes. Doh5678 (talk) 15:10, 13 March 2011 (UTC)
• Windows 14 - the last operating system that Microsoft will make before being bought out by the Sony/Nintendo/Sega Corporation. GVnayR (talk) 03:54, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
• Ultimate Wikipedia Hacker - Someone hacks into wikipedia and creates this article before bring the entire system down. 24.14.73.183 (talk) 22:48, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
• Fork virus The virus replaces all pictures on the hard drive and on all websites the user visits to pictures of knives. Because the virus was created by Jimbo, Wikipedia is forcibly ultimate-protected (nobody can edit it except the Supreme Ruler of the World) 2Awwsome^{Tell me where I screwed up. See where I screwed up} 18:47, 22 October 2013 (UTC)
• Mass consciousness upload, where all human and other minds are merged into one massively redundant supercomputer, all knowledge is entirely directly linked, and the need for any extrasomatic information storage is eliminated. The database of Wikipedia will still exist in this group mind, just as all our edits are stored, but there will be no need for further articles, as all information observed by any one of the trillions of copies of this computer is instantaneously duplicated (ansible?) in all of the others.Mercurywoodrose (talk) 03:00, 13 February 2014 (UTC)
• The Great Internet Virus, a virus which will completely attack the internet and shut down lots of popular sites including Wikipedia. StevenD99 04:06, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
• The Wikiverse and the Internet merge Jackiespeel (talk) 18:13, 8 April 2015 (UTC)
• How to hack Wikipedia in 10 easy steps! Made by Willy on Wheels's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson. ThePlatypusofDoom (Talk) 17:41, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
• Wikipedia-Human Knowledge Archive transition - when humanity goes extinct. In the 5 nanoseconds before humanity goes extinct there will be 694,209,001 edits.
• The end of Net Neutrality - Companies will force people to pay to use Wikipedia, declining its usage rate so much that it will effectively fall apart. Potatornado (talk) 05:50, 25 November 2017 (UTC)
• The reason why no one uses internet anymore - a complete analysis about how the internet suddenly lost it's popularity. 46.132.188.107 (talk) 16:28, 11 February 2019 (UTC)
• Flow (forum software) - which becomes Notable after global deployment across Wikipedia. See WP:Flow. Alsee (talk) 09:15, 5 May 2019 (UTC)

• This is the song that never ends - someone uses a bot script to add the full text of the song to Wikipedia (ignorant of the fact that it should go in Wikisource), and through a server quirk this script has sufficient priority to monopolize all resources keep even the devs from interrupting it. >Radiant< 00:14, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Someone can always just pull the plug. Then the madness that is wikipedia will end.--God of War 07:12, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Uncyclopedia:The Song That Never Ends —Simetrical (talk • contribs) 15:58, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
• Number of times Pamela Anderson has undergone plastic surgery. Wiki will have a server overload because there won't be enough room to list each time. --Fbv65edel ^{(discuss | contribs)} 17:46, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
• The guy on the Pringles can in popular culture. ObtuseAngle 16:57, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
• Chinese Democracy because, it's never coming out.Doc Strange 12:30, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

From Chinese Democracy: Chinese Democracy is the sixth studio album by American rock band Guns N' Roses. It was released on November 23, 2008, worldwide, except in the United Kingdom on November 24, 2008. As you were saying. DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)|(talk to me)|(What I've done) 13:15, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

• Duke Nukem Forever, said to be so-called after the amount of time it'll take to produce. :-) 193.122.47.170 19:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• List of people who have booed Ashlee Simpson. The article will get so long that it will cause the Wikipedia servers to crash. --Poochy 05:43, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• Itchyloinomon, the final Pokemon.-Wafulz 14:02, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
• Popular culture in popular culture Will ^(talk) 20:42, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Criticism of popular culture in popular culture, an article which will itself contain separate "Criticism" and "In Popular Culture" sections. --Eastlaw ^talk ⁄ _contribs 20:18, 10 March 2011 (UTC)
• The Last Ever Episode of The Simpsons Until their syndicated FOX will never let it die... ...What, they already have been? HarrisonB - Conributions 10:44, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
• We don't need no education-Pink Floyd rise up against Wikimedia singing this song and ultimately, blast the building with it. Larry Sanger goes insane about the song, kills everyone with a chainsaw, writes this article, then becomes a fascist waving this flag:

Then he lives happily ever after, the end.--Editor510 (talk) 14:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

• • And before one of you links that redlink to this page, it's there, so you have no reason.--Editor510 (talk) 14:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
• The End of the Internet (website) - all the RC patrollers immediately follow the link in References, wonder what they are doing with their life and give up. Wikipedia then collapses due to unmitigated vandalism. PT (talk) 17:17, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• Outline of the impact on Astrology of that big new planet that's just about to narrowly miss us ϢereSpielChequers 22:54, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
• List of references to Yu-Gu-Oh! in Plan 9 from the Outer Space - after the last article worth writing has been written, only a bot creating all articles in the form references to X in Y will be creating new (mostly zero-length) articles. This will be the last one of them. --DavidSpanel (talk) 20:28, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
• The return of Cthulhu. When Cthulhu returns Wikipedia will be the online encyclopedia of all madness, turning into Uncyclopedia and Uncyclopedia will take the place of Wikipedia Brad Troika (talk) 02:05, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
• Gran Turismo 10 - the game that is constantly connected to your high speed internet access and allows you to drive 400 MPH vehicles right in your own neighborhood. GVnayR (talk) 03:53, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
• American Democracy is Fair Because that's not happening... Unless Bernie Sanders is elected...
• Madden NFL 87 Almy (talk) 18:04, 8 March 2020 (UTC)
• Death, the final word as made quite clear in Monty Python's Life of Brian. Typhlosionator (talk) 20:42, 23 March 2020 (UTC)
• The Restaurant at the End of the Universe - obviously - Smallbones_(smalltalk) 21:28, 18 September 2020 (UTC)
• Titanfall 3 - was finally released after the lengthy wait and the campaign wraps up the entire Titanfall universe with Frontier War II. 180.252.26.141 (talk) 02:06, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

• Microsoft. In a brilliant legal move against competitors Netscape and Google, Microsoft patents the letter "E" and outlaws its usage by all third parties, using its squadron of top-notch lawyers to enforce this. Thus, Wikipodia is strippad of all articlys ixcapt for tha oon about Microsoft, which is kapt viry short. >Radiant< 00:14, 2 Fibruary 2006 (UTC)
  • Thæn wæ could just renamæ Wikipedia "Wikipædia", which usæs thæ ligaturæ "Æ" and not thæ lættær "E". And also usæ this ligaturæ to stand in for thæ fifth lættær of the Ænglish alphabæt in all othær articlæs. ²³¹₉₁Pa (chat mæ!) 12:24, 23 Novæmbær 2009 (UTC)
  • Google. In a brilliant legal move against competitors Apple and Amazon (music distribution industry), Google patents the letter "A" and outlaws its usage by all third parties, using its legion of top-notch lawyers who have defected from Microsoft to enforce this. Thus Wikipedio is stripped of ull uhrticles except for the one 'bout Google, which is kept very short. --24.14.73.183 (talk) 00:21, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
  • Or Nintendo. In a brilliant legal move against competitors Microsoft and Sony, Nintendo patents the Letter S and outlaws it's usage by all third party, using its Japanese ninja lawyers to enforce this.
    • Thuz, WIkipedia iz ztripped of all articlez except for thiz one, which iz kept very chort. --Dial (talk) 22:27, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

  It's impossible to patent letters. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 19:28, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

• Florida v. Wikimedia foundation. dab (ᛏ) 10:49, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

Wouldn't that be RIAA v. Wikimedia Foundation? -- Tckma 15:01, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Neither of the above would be, if WMF wins (iff there ever will be any of the above legal cases). Alfa-ketosav (talk) 18:22, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• Freedom of Information is Outlawed by the United Nations in a move to centralise all ingoing/outgoing communications and information to keep track of what all people on earth know. To track down terrorists, of course. It will be known as the WWII Memorial Kofinet.--Mincetro 05:17, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Didn't I see that on BJAODN?

Thankfully, I'm in the United States our version is the Freedom from Thought Act --Rockstonetalk to me! 14:29, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

• Freedom From Information Act -- SamSim 12:28, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
• Facebook is order by the supreme court to cease all activities, turn off all servers and shutdown, bringing chaos to over 500 million people worldwide with massive riots and violence across the world because people cant live without posting new things and have nothing else to do, ad revenues from all major companies decreases dramatically, the like button disappears from every website and the internet becomes the happiest place on earth.Zroknkls (talk) 20:40, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
• Acquisition of Wikimedia Foundation by ViacomCBS. Get the joke? Koridas 📣 03:36, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

• English domination of every single sport ever created. Hey, we gotta get better eventually. 137.205.93.176 (talk) 19:11, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
• Sumo wrestling in Panama. Why not? --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions}

• Wikipedia:Last topic pool/Winner EW_ikist^Talk 21:37, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: Life has only just begun! - How ironic --188.220.214.13 (talk) 22:27, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
• Jimbo Wales retires ON WHEELS! Firestorm
• Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not but should have been. YechielMan 22:27, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• Last article of Wikipedia, obviously. --Army1987 14:18, 5 February 2006 (UTC), obviously indeed, completely agreed --Lord Snoeckx 13:43, 22 February 2006 (UTC), what else could it be? Wikada 16:55, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

How about the Last article of Wikipedia ON WHEELS BJAODN Silly Things? — Rickyrab | Talk 22:37, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

• Analysis of every edit on Wikipedia--God Ω War 23:41, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

  In millions of parts if the analysis happens per thousands of edits, and chronologically. Also, creating 1 article is 1 edit, meaning that we'd have over 1,150,000 pages on this topic to begin with. This, however, would lead to 1,150 more pages (which, in turn, lead to another page or 2, depending on the number of edits made before). Alfa-ketosav (talk) 17:20, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• Arguments and Criticisms of the Last article of Wikipedia--God of War 19:06, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
• Criticisms and arguments of the Last article on Wikipedia, a POV fork of the previous savidan^{(talk) (e@)} 04:34, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
• Cultural impact of the last article on Wikipedia HAH! I WIN! DJRaveN4x 04:18, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• List of final articles on Wikipedia —Cuiviénen (Cuivië) 15:25, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
• Did you know? - How to cause a catastrophic system crash of Wikipedia -- Alfakim --  talk  01:08, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• List of all ancesteral Wikipedias to this one, or in the language Gleg d'uadu senada de hudey. It list is Borean, Nostratic ,Germanic, English (with every other language that exists now), Newspeak, Interlingual Lingua, Mo-dao. After having all the languages put on the database, there will be a database crash. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:52, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • And, while it is not English, the language progresses so slowly that the Wikipedia is just edited to fit the modern language, so it still counts. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:21, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia. After a terrible scandal, Wikipedia is forced to delete all articles on current events, living people, and works in progress, including itself. The article is finally revived when the rest of Wikipedia is complete. Ironically, it cannot be edited without being deleted again, so it becomes the only stub in the project. Melchoir 20:33, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
• List of articles made after this one, which will never be edited. --Ravi12346 04:28, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
• List of all Wikipedia articles never thought of, a paradox which immediately causes the universe to implode --Ravi12346 04:34, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
• Hollodeckipedia Technology upgrade outdates wiki technology Pellaken 07:41, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Wikipedia:Final and exhaustive list of Wikipedia articles that should be deleted for once and for all, but have still been kept Some arguments never end: they just continue with different words. -- llywrch 23:58, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Wikipedia is finally a crystal ball -- Confusing Manifestation 11:01, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

This gets my vote. -Sarregouset (Talk) 15:30, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

• Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Main Page --Army1987 12:36, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

Army1987 wins! Mathmo 18:57, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

• Wikipedia:We give up - 71.96.179.40 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: The dense encyclopedia-When there are Eleventy Billion articles, the Wikipedia server will become so dense with information that it turns into a black hole, destroying Wikipedia.--68.124.189.231 03:20, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• The end of Wikipedia 205.188.116.134 02:58, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Last Topic Pool Winner Votes -24.15.49.150 23:09, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
  • That was me. -Unknownwarrior33 23:10, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia is Communism on Wheels!—The vandals finally achieve victory. Curps has been indef blocked, and Mr. Treason has checkuser rights. Jimbo has retired from the Wikimedia Foundation to pursue a career in soft-core pornography. The only content of the final article is an image of Squidward Tentacles waving a Soviet flag while performing autofellatio ... ON WHEELS! Interestingly, financial contributions continue to pour in, but the vandals do not properly maintain the servers and Wikipedia crashes. --TantalumTelluride 18:34, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Goodbye "It's been a nice run. We'll miss you all." --Aponar Kestrel (talk) 17:27, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Seconded. - Kookykman|(t)e
• Wikipedia:Rest In Peace - A page in memoriam of Wikipedia. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Andrew 16:30, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
• There Is Nothing Left To Discover: The latest bestseller by Stephen Hawking Jr's grandson's son, heavily criticised for being "nothing new". ~Mr Inky · (T @ C) 00:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:List of subscription packages This may actually be the article after the last article (Aleph one), as I'm fairly certain it never will happen. But if it should, it will definitely be the last article written. --ryos 19:41, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:I will probably be dead by thuis time--Seth...the New Lord of Evil 20:08, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: I'm in charge now, human scum - after being imbedded with the sum of all knowledge, Wikipedia somehow becomes sentient and asserts control over us, editing, deleting, and merging users at will --Clngre 04:22, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• Main Page – gets created after Wikipedia is accidentally destroyed but as no-one wills to continue the project this is the last page. – b_jonas 17:41, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Seconded! :-)    DangerousNerd    talk    contribs    email   21:00, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: Wikipedia is not what Wikipedia is or, in short, WP:WINWWI The resulting paradox causes half of Wikipedia servers to collapse, but thankfully half are WP:WINWWI-compliant. Unthankfully, they can't take the strain of so many articles and collapse. -- Altopian 05:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Universal language Wikipedia starts mixing words from all languages in their articles. Users are forced to learn foreign languages. At the end there is impossible to tell if an article was written in chines, english, spanish or whatever. --jtico 01:00, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Wikipedia files for bankruptcy and closes down. Or something involving Wikipedia closing. --Nintendorulez talk 19:44, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
• List of words that are not in the last article of Wikipedia --Ravi12346 06:36, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia quite naturally. --Cadby ^(talk) 02:09, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Why it's all over Probably an essay, but who knows...--Orthologist 22:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Why Wikipedia must change its name -- BlastOButter42 ^See Hear _Speak 04:11, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Test/Last Article probably by a bot. Think outside the box 11:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Policy changes following the Microsoft takeover — Randall Bart 18:49, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/*.* – Tivedshambo (talk) 04:20, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

  It'd be about deleting the article called "*.*". As of June 2023^[update], however, *.* is a redirect to Wildcard character, so it would be moved to the WP:RFD subpage. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 17:24, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• The Wikipedia Deletionists Uprising CredoFromStart 21:01, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
• Someone creates a pair of pages called "Wiki Tennis (1)" and "Wiki Tennis (2)" which do nothing but redirect to each other; somebody accesses one of them, and this creates a standing wave which destroys the servers. 193.122.47.170 18:21, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Alternatively, this could be done by someone replacing Infinite regress with a redirect to itself. 193.122.47.170 17:12, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
    • You guys better block my whole IP range from wikipedia, because i have a dynamic IP and gonna fukken do this--66.102.66.73 (talk) 21:33, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
      • I actually did this once. Nothing happened. --UserJDalek 03:36, 18 September 2014 (UTC)
• Everything we forgot to put in. This article will just have everything that happened after the article was made and thus will be the final solution to all of Wikipedia's problems.--76.23.84.86 02:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
• 2027 CIA probe of Wikimedia, whereby it is discovered that Al Qaeda has hijacked Wimedia's servers. Wikipedia will be immediately shut down, along with its sister projects; all Wikia and Wikimedia funds frozen; all other wikiware deactivated. Thus Wikipedia will cease to exist... :( --ŴôôDéļf 09:48, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: Wikipeida security hole that allow anonymous users to delete all pages on Wikipedia using a Wi-Fi Rubik's Cube --User101010 03:34, 3 September 2007 (UTC) 03:33, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
• REALLY big hard drive for sale -- BeL1EveR 17:46, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/All of Wikipedia :) jj137^Talk 03:06, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Self-destruction An error in the hard drive of Wikipedia causes the entire Wikipedia to be deleted. Or everyone starts deleting all the pages. Or worse still, Wikipedia is so big it can't hold out any longer and self-destroys itself. Angcr 11:48, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Last topic pool... Top that! Blood Red Sandman ^{(Talk) (Contribs)} 11:49, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
  • *Sighs in frustration....* Maybe not. Blood Red Sandmmman ^{(Talk) (Contribs)} 15:24, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia... upon which the project deletes itself. ~()*!@NO CARRIER --66.102.80.212 (talk) 18:51, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
• None. Wikipedia declares itself to be an attack site due to it containing stuff that criticizes Wikipedia, and hence all articles containing wikilinks to anything else in Wikipedia are banned. Since articles not containing any wikilinks aren't counted in the article count, the count hence stops increasing, and subsequently decreases as admins go around enforcing the ruling by deleting all existing articles that contain wikilinks. Eventually nothing is left. *Dan T.* 15:17, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• Revocation of GFDL. Neil ム 16:29, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• Red link, of course. 71.124.63.69 01:38, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• Jimbo's death.Ooh....Kfc1864 talk _{my edits} 12:33, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Resurrection of Jimbo Wales--Jimbo Wales dies, and then rises again on the third day to usher in the zombie apocalypse or something. --Eastlaw ^talk ⁄ _contribs 00:03, 14 July 2012 (UTC)
• Either Explaining how to use Wiki Markup to a 3-year-old or The Ultimately Vandalised Page (wich i vandalised roflol!!!1111!). For a start, Wiki Markup to a 3-year-old would make the 3-year-old's head explode, causing the parents to sue Jimbo Wales, which could only be helped by donations and £/$5 from the occasional person probably could not get the money back. And vandalism will probably be the ultimate demise of Wikipedia if Jimbo isn't sued...This has sparked off A LOT of ideas...hmm...--Editor510 (talk) 18:47, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
• Red link, part deux. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 23:11, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
• Wikipedia's last article, what else? Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 04:41, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
• The banal usurpation of Wikipedia's last article, what else? Xavexgoem (talk) 20:23, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Split Proposal. As a solution to the debates between American and British spelling, Wikipedia is split into "us.wikipedia.org" and "uk.wikipedia.org". Thus, it is the last article on "en.wikipedia.org". Gorank4 (talk) 22:11, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: The Movie. Nuff said. DitzyNizzy (aka Jess) (talk) 18:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
• The article before the article on the article of the last article after the article that which is deleted, duh. RockManQ ^(talk) 20:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Now try going outside - What a waste of time eh? Getting the sum of all human knowledge didn't take that long... Kennedy ^(talk) 09:34, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
• Why the vandals stopped vandalising Wikipedia destroys itself because a day went by without a single vandal QueenCake (talk) 23:35, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia Server Some vandal may create this... --Markoszarrate (talk) 22:59, 17 October 2010 (UTC)
• User:UltimateHacker/The official constitution of the Very Angry Anti-Wikipedia Cabal "We are a non-profit organization dedicated to taking down all Wikipedia servers and mirrors for good. If you've had time to read this far, that means our first attempt at doing so has failed; if you are interested in joining the Cabal and helping our next attempt, please write to [email protected]" Sideways713 (talk) 19:44, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Text of Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License 96.50.22.205 (talk) 15:56, 6 November 2012 (UTC)
• Internet Brands' acquisition of Wikipedia. Andy Mabbett (Pigsonthewing); Talk to Andy; Andy's edits 16:19, 19 January 2013 (UTC)
• Microsoft acquisition of WikipediaThen it's called wikipedia.microsoft.com.Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb! (talk) 10:10, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Maximum amount of articles reached. And it will probably be the 2147483647th article. Mdrone (talk) 13:05, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:We're sorry but we need to shut down - StevenD99 04:08, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
• User:The bot - In light of the super protect, media viewer and tools scandal, Wikimedia decide to take over complete control of Wikipedia. They ban bots and collect every bot script. Then Wikipedia is vandalised a lot and User:Cluebot NG is not working. Then wikipedia makes a massive bot with all the scripts they created. They create a user page for it and 0.0000001198 seconds later they start the bot. The bot tries to do so much at once it explodes and the whole world is incinerated. Just a theory... - NickGibson3900 ^Talk 06:52, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
• THE UNHOLY CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL WIKIPEDIANS COMBINED In the year 2120 We all merge to form a single being of infinite knowledge and take over the universe with our power. It sounds pretty likely to me. Will2022 (talk 15:00, 19 January 2016 (UTC)
• Last edit: "Request for donations: If everyone reading this page gave $10,000, our fundraiser would be over in six years!" Wikipedia's debts have ballooned entirely out of proportion. When no one donates, Wikipedia's creditors take it over and sell off its assets.
• Wikipedia:Current implementation of the Terminal Event Management Policy Branchofpine, Have a chat, My edits 06:14, 26 July 2017 (UTC)
• This page.
  Thanks, CrazyMinecart88 (talk | contribs) 22:02, 22 December 2018 (UTC)
• Wikipedia/Decline and closure NineFiveSeven 18:06, 6 January 2020 (UTC)

• The Vidication of Nihilism Sovereignlance (talk) 06:13, 29 December 2012 (UTC)
• The Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. Because once we know that, the universe ends due to the fact that the answer to said question is already known. --Thephotoman 22:24, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • duh, it's 42 gypsie 22:50, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
    • That's not the question, though. That's the answer. If you must know, the question is "What is 6x9?". ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:19, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
      • Of course, this works if you do the calculation in base 13, not decimal. There are several possible causes of this: the scrabble bag did not have enough letters to complete the question; the mice normally used base 13, so the Earth did not see any need to specify this; the arrival of the B Ark upset the calculation, and the program is coorupted; or, as the play itself said "I always knew there was something funadmentally wrong with the universe" (I will correc this when I can be bothered)Phil alias Harry 03:25, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

        The base 13 thing is a coincidence, I'm pretty sure DNA said he didn't do it intentionally. It's meant to just be the wrong question, because the B Ark messed it all up. --Tango 00:16, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

        YES! TANGO! You got it right. "What is 6x9?" is NOT the question; as the program calculating the Ultimate Question (i e, Earth) was corrupted by unexpected user input (i e the residents of the B ark, who would spawn the human race). Jobjörn (Talk ° contribs) 20:36, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

        I've heard it said that the question is "Pick a number, any number."Tuesday42 23:43, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

        That's my guess too. Marvin supposedly knows the answer, and he's uttered that phrase several times. It can't be 6x9. As was already mentioned, there was outside interference to the Earth's program. Plus, Earth blew up before it was done calculating. --Nintendorulez talk 19:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

        Since it was only one space ship and one species I doubt that mcuh will have gone wrens, perhaps just one of the numbers so I'm betting on it being 6*7 213.107.86.173 17:18, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

        • Y'know, if the questions here cannot possibly be correct. Why? Because if they were, all life would cease to ex-THIS USER HAS BEEN TERMINATED.--Editor510 (talk) 14:28, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
      • But in base 7, 42 equals 6x5. So if some person decides that this is the correct question and then terminates Wikipedia... 24.14.73.183 (talk) 23:04, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
        • The real ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, with a disambig link to the fictional one. which, by the way, probably deserves its own article.Mercurywoodrose (talk) 02:37, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

        In fact, in base ${\displaystyle x>6:6({2 \over 3}x+1)=42_{x}}$. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 17:31, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• I think therefore I am. Someone argues the point that that phrase is all a person could truly know so well that everyone uniamously removes every other part of Wikipedia excluding this phrase, making it the last wikipedia article in existence. It is shortly deleeted when it is realised that it only applies to whoever is real, which, in a group consensus, cannot be determined.Tuesday42 21:47, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Also thus proving that unless Wikipedia starts thinking it is unable to exist. —Keakealani 22:50, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

• what is actually beyond the grave--Acebrock 07:19, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• Permanent Universal Omnisicence--One Salient Oversight 14:12, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
• 134.250.60.191 19:25, 31 August 2007 (UTC)When the following statement is proven without a shadow of a doubt to be in fact true, and someone writes an article about it, Wikipedia and the rest of reality will cease to exist: This statement is false.

• Wait a second... Wikipedia is not a linear arrangement of articles, so technichally, the first page created...is also the last page!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! --Gp75motorsports (talk) 00:47, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

• Understanding Women --Nate1481(^t/_c) 10:59, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

LOL! Dragon798 (talk) 16:54, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

• Arrival of the lonely hour of the last signifier, for the Louis Althusser fans out there. Daniel Case (talk) 01:36, 11 September 2011 (UTC)
• The Answer to Everything that Ever Existed, Exists, Or Will Exist, But Does Not Answer Itself. The resulting paradox will crash the Wikipedia servers, but it will be reborn as Wikipedia II, with the motto Let's Never Make That Mistake Again. Not a single byte will be lost in the renaming process. (And NO, it is not 42) Agent 78787 (talk) 01:18, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
• Orientalism 2: Electric Boogaloo, the long awaited sequel puggo 02:54, 25 December 2018 (UTC)

• Volcanic activity under Wikimedia's main server room, created minutes before a volcanic eruption destroys the Wikimedia servers, taking the site down. 46.132.185.93 (talk) 15:41, 30 October 2018 (UTC)
• List of puddles The ultimate triumph of listcruft! Fishhead64 05:56, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Uhh, take a look at this †he Bread 00:46, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
    • (If somebody want's to know, the contents of the page were:
      

"The following is a comprehensive List of puddles in the World

1. The one outside my house
2. The big on to the East of the USA") 193.210.228.191 (talk)

• The weather in London Merely creating this page causes no problems, but once it grows past a minimal size, a bug that crashes Wikipedia is activated. All the requests not to create the page turn out to have been a clumsy workaround. Maestlin 16:25, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
• The number of trees in the world - The ultimate Article before Wikipedia shuts down - Nocturnal Wanderer ^sign 01:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • List of trees in the world --michael180 23:29, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
    • Number of the leaves in the pile (it's 69,105) 46.132.185.93 (talk) 15:45, 30 October 2018 (UTC)
• List of undiscovered places --Nate1481( ^t/_c) 15:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
• List of cities on Gliese 581 g. Just another testament to the colonization of space. GVnayR (talk) 03:57, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

• Willy Wales-Beesley Lkjhgfdsa 15:08, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• Biography of the last man when no one else is alive the last man's biography (deletable under {{db-bio}}) will remain the last written work ever--Acebrock 07:27, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• The year when every human will go extinct. This will be Wikipedia's last article before it is shut down. Nocturnal Wanderer ^sign 01:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• List of people who lived on Earth. --junafani 11:40, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• List of people who irretrievably crashed Wikipedia A very short list, but anyone quick enough to read it will never forget the name(s)... --Ye Olde Luke 23:43, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
  • The list would probably compose of four tildes. The most evil four tildes to ever grace the wiki. 169.231.40.250 (talk) 23:37, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
• Ashraf Hussein, a 12 year old tabletennis player from Idaho who has already won the school tournament three years running and will be tabletennis gold medal in the next olympics. Remember the name people!!!! Ashraf ROOLZ. Hiding T 20:16, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
• How all but two guys died - a catastrophe that somehow killed everyone but two guys.

• The two guys who are left - Only one of them likes to edit Wikipedia and clearly isn't very good at it, as is evidenced by his poorly titled articles.

• I killed the other guy - "take that Jerry, I'm goin outside. This is ghey." - verbatim of the last article created. -- Chickenmonkey ^X  sign?  08:14, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

• The last guy died - Written by a rampant bot, before crashing the entire system. --24.14.73.183 (talk) 00:32, 19 November 2011 (UTC)

• uwu owo, because some soulless bastard will name their child this, and that child will do something remarkable- even if it's just existing underneath that name puggo 02:53, 25 December 2018 (UTC)
• Death of Queen Elizabeth II. Gary1338 23:24, 02 May 2020 (UTC)
• Me, after I become a goddess,(I am already a goddess. See the history of the Angry Mob Noticeboard for more info.) create an article about myself, and freeze Wikipedia in time forever, preventing any more articles from being created. I'm planning on doing this around September 9, 9999. littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs)
• Evelyn Mcintosh, because why not? Readingpro256 _{talk to me contribs} 20:14, 21 April 2024 (UTC)

• Eighteen uses for Soylent Green (q.v.).—Markles 23:50, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
• Thirty-two ways To Serve Man (q.v.). —Markles 23:54, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
• How to wear a microwave oven as a hat (q.v.). —Markles 23:54, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Which would be put up for deletion due to WP:NOT#HOWTO, making its AfD page the last page created! -- Imperator3733 (talk) 19:53, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
• Why it Tastes Like That. Trust me, you don't want to know. --Webdog1000 00:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• How to Cook an Encyclopedia. --Webdog1000 00:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• Computer Databank (Food). --Webdog1000 00:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• Hi-fi pizza, per Daniel Clowes comic in Eightball. when the last possible hybrid commercial product is created, the world ends. his was a hi fi pizza, with nukes going off in the background. Don't YOU want a hi-fi pizza?Mercurywoodrose (talk) 02:34, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

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The last topic obviously got corrupted due to technical difficulties experinced during the demise of Wikipedia. Smartech 05:20, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

I know the question!!

• Hey Guys, Check This Out - I Think I've Got It!! - a rather exciting article where a young theology student discovers the answer. Consequently all knowledge, thought and physical action suddenly become obsolete and meaningless. The End. Deiz 22:24, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Silly, we already have the answer ('42'). Now we just need the question. --Spook ^{(my talk | my contribs)} 07:13, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

No, the question is either "What is 6 times 9?" or the question and answer cannot be known simultaneously in the same universe, depending on which book in the series is considered to trump the others... -Preposterous 03:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

NO, the Question is not "What is 6 times 9?". Please see above. Jobjörn (Talk ° contribs) 20:39, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

No,the question is 'what is 40+2' or 'what is 2+40'

I think someone here doesn't get it. Blue Mirage 12:13, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Uh-oh, it seems that I've created it...--Gp75motorsports (talk) 17:18, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

• Text of world emperor Pellaken's order to destroy the planet Pellaken 07:38, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Transwiki to Wikisource, wrong place. Unless it's short, then move to World Emperor Pellaken's order to destroy the planet and {{expand}}. —Simetrical (talk • contribs) 16:05, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
• Gleeg Snag Zip - The words in The Demented Cartoon Movie that caused the world to explode. --81.226.110.29 18:25, 22 ebruary 2006 (UTC)

More literary, how to use the Deplorable Word. JoshuaZ 05:02, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• The Great Rapture of February 28, 2203415 Self explanitory :-) Sasquatch t|c 06:50, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Hey, that's my birthday.

• December 21 2012 - Im going camping on this day a loooong ways away from the cities. Preferably on high ground with lot's of food guns and ammo.--God of War 06:59, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

  This aged poorly. Koopinator (talk) 06:29, 22 April 2023 (UTC)

• Format C:\Wikipedia which is then followed by the first article Relly sorry about that CambridgeBayWeather (Talk) 13:17, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Ever wondered what those Big Red Buttons are all about?--194.165.112.252 18:54, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• After Wikipedia's demise, the first page on New Wikipedia will be: New Wikipedia:The miraculous story of how Brion found out what the last Old Wikipedia article was Szyslak ( [ +t, +c, +m, +e ]) 19:48, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Second edit: the creation of New Wikipedia:George W. Bush Szyslak ( [ +t, +c, +m, +e ]) 19:50, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Third edit: vandalism of New Wikipedia:George W. Bush Szyslak ( [ +t, +c, +m, +e ]) 19:50, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
      • Fourth edit: creation of New Wikipedia:Willy on Wheels --- Dralwik|^{Have a Chat} My "Great Project"
        • The fifth edit: moving of New Wikipedia: Willy on Wheels to New Wikipedia: on Wheels. --24.14.73.183 (talk) 00:37, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
• PANTS Vandalism Coordination Center - In an ironic turn the last article created is an on-site home base of sorts for the thousands of anti-wiki "PANTS" (People Are Not Too Satisfied) vandals that are dedicating their computers to an all-out spam attack on the Wiki using advanced software built for mass page editing. The attacks come so heavily and so fast that everyone is caught off guard; the servers are overloaded. The creators of the advanced software, the leaders of the PANTS, take the overload as an opportunity to sneak into Wikipedia headquarters, which are then located on Wiki island in Oceania. The PANTS leaders are able to enter unnoticed and by using a nasty virus they are able to corrupt the entire Wikipedia archive; the site meanwhile is down for about an hour with the message "PANTS have taken over. Go outside, enjoy your freedom," with a picture of trousers. The virus finally erases everything (even itself) and the Wikipedia shuts down forever. The Wikipedia employees are forced to re-launch the site under a different name due to software still loaded on many computers which attacks anything appearing on the domain wikipedia.org. The site launches with only about 1% of the articles (thanks to a hard disk backup that wasn't connected to the mainframe during the attack) under simply the name "Wiki." The entire story is bought by NBC Universal and made into a movie. -DMurphy 06:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• What Does This Button Do?. 82.15.28.195 02:46, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
• Willy on Wheels (deity), created by User:Willy_on_Wheels_haha_you_missed_THIS_one!; user made Admin by support of 6.022×10²³ sockapostles; speedy deletes the rest of Wikipedia (A7, obv!) SigPig 09:19, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• Razor Arms Race. In the quest for Mutually Assured Smoothness, razor companies, not satisfied at fitting five, six, ten, or even three hundred razor blades on one razor will use nanotechnology to create a fractal razor blade sporting an infinite number of blades on a finite razor head. This would, of course, put every razor company out of business, thus crashing the economy of Sweeden, and thus destroying the planet. Ourai 02:29, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
• 2024 destruction of Earth - I knew I shouldn't have accidentally leant on that large red button... Andrew 16:34, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
• List of everything - User:ZEROpumpkins
• Immediately after an edit to the wikipedia markup language allows live equations to operate from info. retireved from the web, someone places on the pi article an integral equation to calculate the value of pi to an infinite number of decimal places, to which someone else then adds a rootkit-hack to increase the priority to the highest level (higher than the server OS). At this point, the first person to visit the page will lock up the server, and crash wikipedia permentantly.Phil alias Harry 03:33, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• Category:Wikipedians not in the Book of Life --Gray Porpoise 12:34, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
• User:ULTIMATE VANDALBOT on Wheels! --Gray Porpoise 12:37, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
  • HAHA YOU SUCK - vandalism by the evil souls left on Earth after the Second Coming --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 03:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Failure of Wikipedia to pay electric bill Ace-o-aces 19:26, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

• Oh god! The servers are burning! The whole Internet is coming down! Everything is getting destroyed---It'll be only moments Unfortunately, seconds after the article was created, the Internet finished its self-destruction sequence started by an undocumented feature in Perl. bCube.talk(contribs); 07:22, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
• List of things that no longer exist - Well, Yeah. 58.108.35.247 02:32, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
• List of reasons the 2000's is a bad decade - Hello, Yeah. 58.108.35.247 02:34, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Shouldn't it be "List of reasons the 2000's was a bad decade"? 193.210.228.191 (talk) 08:41, 17 July 2018 (UTC)
• Wikibomb rant on the now-gone WP:BOMB page turns real and Wikipedia is computer-vandalized into junk :) 74.38.35.171 09:39, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
• AfD (blank). Once all possible sources are used, all other content disappears from the 'net (as it's redundant). All articles loose all of their sources. All articles are deleted because there is nothing to prove that gravitation meets wp:notable. Mdbrownmsw 20:21, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Wouldn't this just make WP:WEB a lot more difficult to succeed?

• Discoverance that Willy on Wheels has possessed a germ, followed by a superplague destroying everyone in humanity who has heard of Wikipedia.
• List of phrases that will automatically delete their own file within 30 years. (One of which is the letter e.
• Jimbo Wales dies...taking Wikipedia's servers with him. That would be weird. Jedi_feline | Talk 08:52, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
• Whoops -Interested2 15:19, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
• ALIENS EXIST!!! Shortly after this article is created, the aliens find it and wipe out the entire internet, then they ask everybody if they have heard of Wikipeadia, if they have, they die...-Kerrigal 13:06, 17 January 2009.
• Wikipedia declining. Kayau David Copperfield MOBY DICK the great gatsby 14:46, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
• Nothing. Eventually, due to the sheer amount of knowledge pumped into it, Wikipedia becomes a sentient being. However, due to an act of vandalism, it decides to commit suicide. The resulting server crash causes every single page to be deleted. --Divebomb (talk) 17:48, 30 September 2010 (UTC)
• List Of All Wikia Wikis The page would over load the servers, and Wikipedia would crash.Daemon64 (talk) 19:44, 19 October 2014 (UTC)

Will Smith's elbow's joint's 118,385th atom's nucleus's down quark | For if Wikipedia gathers all human knowledge, witch it won't by the way. Cortex128 (talk) 23:35, 12 October 2017 (UTC)

• WP:Village pump/Proposals#Split English Wikipedia unto US and Commonwealth sections, WP:AN/I#A solution to the ENGVAR problem, and m:en.wiki split proposal (leading to en-us: and en-gb:) - after the ENGVAR wars get so bad that color/colour is WP:OFFICE protected and moved to hue, a consensus arises (on VP/PROP, AN/I, and Metawiki) to split en.wiki into two. lo prenu .katmakrofan. (talk) 17:12, 22 March 2018 (UTC)
• Like this one —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 22:30, 2 January 2020 (UTC)

But which elbow? How do we number the atoms? Alfa-ketosav (talk) 19:32, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

• Microsoft Corporation-Wikimedia Foundation Merger. Following the completion of the article, which is, as you can imagine, written with a strong anti-MS POV, we all jump ship. Picaroon9288•talk 05:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• Google Deindexes Wikipedia due to increasing content corruption and lower numbers of editors, Google decides to stop placing Wikipedia articles near the top of all searches. Remaining editors immediately lose interest and the servers are shut down to save money. WMF board members retire to Belize on the proceeds. →StaniStani  18:35, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
• buy buy buy buy our cheap viagra Bulwersator (talk) 14:17, 8 July 2011 (UTC)
• The lawsuit that killed Wikipedia. Someone in California sues the foundation over a BLP violation, wins, and bankrupts the organization. Bankruptcy court sells assets to a business consortium that immediately renames it and offers subscriptions for US$34.99 per month. Etamni | ✉ | ✓  22:57, 5 November 2015 (UTC)

A bot writes a article on every particle in the universe, resulting in Wikipedia being the universe. The user who made the bot makes a physical law stating Wikipedia to be indestructible completely.

Wikipedia is infinitly expanding, And nobody will stop it from expanding, Somebody will rule Wikipedia someday, but Jimbo Wales proves that Wikipedia is completely indestructable. Downgrader (talk) 17:26, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

I agree per Downgrader. Wikipedia is kinda like the universe in the sense that it keeps expanding. Resetti 4 Prez (talk) 00:17, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Never. How do you calculate which is the ten-thousandth-to-last article? 2679D (talk) 03:55, 20 January 2016 (UTC)

Never say never. Jakub Skrzypczak 16:55 24.05.2016 Poland.

• By the time the sun became a red giant, the WMF was one of the few Internet-related organizations that hadn't yet merged and/or gone bankrupt (besides the ICANN, IETF, W3C, etc. etc.), and had servers all across the universe. By the time of the Big Crunch, the Wikimedia servers had became sentient and taken over the multiverse. Imagine a multiverse where every sentient being has access to free knowledge. That's our commitment. And that's why the MPAA and RIAA were sued out of existence. The surviving human languages with Wikipedias: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch (official languages of the "United States of the Americas", a country which appears to have had a major space program), Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Korean (official languages of the "Asian Federation", which also had a major space program), and Lojban (official language of the "United States of Earth", which by the time it collapsed, no longer held any land on Earth). lo prenu .katmakrofan. (talk) 01:57, 23 March 2018 (UTC)
  • I think we could make a story out of this. The End of Wikipedia (novel)ArmageddonAviation (talk) 20:22, 28 August 2019 (UTC)
    • I agree! (12:14, 29 June 2023 88.110.61.147 (talk))

• We're sorry but Wikipedia doesn't exist anymore and neither does the universe. We're actually pretty surprised that you managed to get here Thing User (talk) 17:39, 25 January 2021 (UTC)
• The article stating who won the pool of what the last article was going to be, obviously. The only problem is that we won't know who won till somebody wins. Alternitavely, a page which is deleted and then recreated each time somebody edits Wikipedia. Thus, it shall always be the last article created! Xiagu 22:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

• Wikipedia will be sustained until the end of the universe by the only question it cannot find an answer to: "How can the workings of the second law of thermodynamics, be reversed?" Than as the final hour approaches and all of humanity is assimilated into Wikipedia, Wikipedia (now renamed Multivac) will find the answer. And it will write the article LET THERE BE LIGHT! And there will be light. . . --S.dedalus 00:13, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

• I don't know what the last creation will be, but the last edit will be adding the currentevent info box to end of planet Earth. Smartyshoe 20:52, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• There can be no last topic, for then they would post the winner in Winner of Last Topic Poll there fore making that the last topic, but then they would have to remove it due to the "winner" being wrong, then they would be right, and so on, and the resulting overflow of deleting, adding, deleting, adding, would cause the wikipedia servers to spontaneousl combust. Smartyllama 22:20, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

• None. After the 200,000,000th article is created, the Wikipedia servers will forget what they were programmed to do, and instead mark themselves as a rival website, deleting all articles on Wikipedia and overloading, causing an explosion. By now, Wiki's servers will be fundamentally linked to all of the planet's electrical sources, fueling the explosion and causing the world to end. So sad. --Gp75motorsports (talk) 20:48, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

• The final article ever on Wikipedia will be: 'The'. :p Qazox (talk) 05:26, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
• I told you not to push that button 65.167.146.130 (talk) 15:51, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

• The day Wikipedia changed it's name.

  it would be the last Wikipedia article because wikipedia would be called... uh... (something else)

• A variant on '(You have reached) The last page of the internet': of which many examples are available and which tell you to now switch off your computer and go outside/do something real and suchlike. Jackiespeel (talk) 08:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

• That orange glow Riffraffselbow (talk) 06:29, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

• Australian English Wikipedia When Australians take over the entire English speaking world. MUHAHAHA!!! Eat me, I'm a red bean (take a huge bite) 11:23, 7 July 2015 (UTC)

• Wikipedia:Farewell or some variant (it'd definitely start with "Wikipedia:", I think). Deuteranopia 20:49, 17 May 2017 (UTC)

• A random page made by a 5 year old F1p 1 (talk) 17:29, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

• Wikipedia to merge with Uncyclopedia immeadeatly. The new name for the "new" Wiki will be Uncyclowikipedia71.192.130.225 09:20, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:reason for the deletion of Wikipedia ScRiptED 19:45, 7 March 2018 (MET)
• Kidnapping of Jimmy Wales - Jimmy Wales, the founder of Wikipedia, is kidnapped and is forced to merge Wikipedia with Uncyclopedia Angcr 11:55, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• Jimbo Wales is kidnapped for internet crime - Filling the internet totally with articles! Wikidomination! MUHAHAHAHA! ACBestDog and Bone 17:15, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• The Last Article of Wikipedia I think I've got a good chance :) Metsguy234 (talk) 04:24, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
• Chuck Norris gets bored with Wikipedia --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 03:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
• LHC produces stable black hole. Earth is being destroyed. 98.217.103.85 (talk) 01:46, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
• Thomas Jonze An article about a normal hardware shop owner from Iowa written by a former business competitor. Jonze sues wikipedia when he realizes the article about him includes his home address and claims he is a serial-arsonist leading to his divorce and estrangement from his wife and family. Luckily for the competitor the article continues to be hosted on several mirror sites after wikipedia's demise.- Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg | Talk 09:39, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
• National Portrait Gallery v. Derrick Coetzee After the threat from the NPG, Wikimedia and the NPG can't agree on a solution. The NPG sues Derrick (the uploader of the disputed photographs) and wins, forcing Wikipedia to shut down forever. Make your final database dumps...--Dial (talk) 01:21, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
• Resolution of nationalist article naming disputes - German and Polish editors finally agree a standard on the naming of places within Europe that might at one point have been part of either. The issues surrounding the island and state of Ireland are solved shortly after, with all sides benefitting. The discussion over whether Jimbo Wales is a country, or merely part of a United Jimbo brings a whole new meaning to argumentum ad jimbonem. All of which culminates in a bizarre incident in which several French editors are blocked for edit warring with themselves. 81.111.114.131 (talk) 07:26, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
• Vector Strong bad splodes the universe up Before anyone asks, YA RLY. --GodRocks127 (talk) 01:06, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
• Wikipedia servers destroyed by suicide bomber --84.193.193.10 (talk) 17:39, 29 September 2010 (UTC)
• Wikipedia is renamed as Google Wiki - as previously Wikimedia Foundation breaks down from all the high traffic and simply donating and sponsoring Wikipedia won't suffice any more, so essentially Wikipedia would either have to put up loads of ads or start charging (God forbid :[ ) people for lets say every hour's worth of view time. Meanwhile "Google becomes God" (sometime in say 2030 and Google is synonymous with search engine and even Internet itself for the unfamiliar) and decides to buy out Wikipedia (since the tentative Wikipedia ads aren't working too well!) (unrelated: didn't Google once have a Wiki project themselves?) in a similar move to what happened to Youtube, except for no particular reason Wikipedia gets renamed). Sorry I have an overactive imagination today *_* --81.103.186.25 (talk) 17:16, 6 December 2010 (UTC)
• 2012 world destruction myths proved false --575Revolve Number and Word 17:58, 4 February 2011 (UTC)
• Last Cat on Earth dies -- You see the internet is cat-powered, and so without kitties, the whole thing shuts down rather quickly, including Wiki. Sir William Matthew Flinders Petrie | Say Shalom! 01:07, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
• Dafuq is that explosion? 108.25.194.174 (talk) 15:45, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
• meta:Wikidirectory, a fork of DMOZ due to concerns created by Verizon (owner of AOL, who own DMOZ) not supporting Net Neutrality. Shortly after, Verizon files a lawsuit against Wikimedia (a la Internet Brands) and due to Verizon being much, much bigger than Internet Brands (not to mention thier hired congressional lobbyists), WMF lose the case and are forced to shut everything down. However, the GNU project had already forked the projects because Richard Stallman didn't like the CC license, so GNU/Pedia becomes the 5th most popular website. 2001:569:BD88:6D00:E5E3:E5DF:A022:29C1 (talk) 18:19, 30 December 2015 (UTC)

[18:27, 21 December 2016 (UTC)] 2605:6000:8D47:5800:9C23:1FDE:8524:AE4A (talk): The 1381329385th page is the last. Click here!

• mediawikiwiki:Extension:SelfAwareWiki, created by the WMF Creative Uses of Donations Team. lo prenu .katmakrofan. (talk) 02:08, 23 March 2018 (UTC)
• mediawikiwiki:Release notes/2.0: MediaWiki 2.0 will probably never come out. It was supposed to come out in late 2004(!), and Brion said it was in development in May 2013(!!), but it still isn't out. Features include: a built-in Phabricator-incompatible bug tracker, new 1.x-incompatible XML-based syntax, a brand-new totally-incompatible visual editor (with no wikitext option), and a complete lack of backwards compatibility with MediaWiki 1.x. Lojbanist ^{remove cattle from stage} 02:01, 4 April 2018 (UTC)

  As of June 2023^[update], MW 2.0 still is not. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 17:42, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• all Wikimedia Foundation projects, all Fandom wikis, wikiHow, and Unclyopedia's companies merge to create the WikiEmpire.

This is silly, Another Wiki User the 2nd (talk) 00:43, 15 June 2020 (UTC)

• Coronavirus disease 2022, nuff said. 83.99.139.200 (talk) 22:37, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
• The big sit, an Elephant sits on a big red button and we all die. Sounds pleasant doesn't it? REDMAN 2019 (talk) 15:23, 5 October 2021 (UTC)
• Jimmy Wales announces "Take Your Kid to Work Day" at Wikimedia with special events for toddlers. We all know toddlers can and will destroy anything. --User101010 (talk) 07:09, 22 February 2022 (UTC)
• Acquisition of Wikipedia by Elon Musk Koopinator (talk) 06:33, 22 April 2023 (UTC)

• fhityahua simipautuolo It will be some obscure one line stub about some species. WikiOriginal-9 (talk) 17:36, 4 October 2016 (UTC)
• Homo antiwikipediensis It's in the name. InvalidOStalk 15:45, 17 April 2019 (UTC)

• V (Tool album If I know music, and I do, the last topic – written in a different universe right before it collides with ours – will be the fifth album from Tool. User:Matthieueagan (User talk:Matthieueagan) 01:20, June 24, 2018 (UTC)

  Heh i guess wikipedia needs to end now LLiquid ey (talk) 00:44, 8 November 2019 (UTC)

No kidding. Eh, maybe a new System of a Down album instead.

Wikipedia won't end, atleast I hope not -Wikipedia's funeral article?

• Death of Jimbo Wales
• Wikipedia:Wikipedia is a work in progress contradicts the idea of a last topic/edit, so there will be no last topic/edit

The last edit will be on this very page to announce the winner of the last topic pool. Plankhouse0 (talk) 21:25, 23 January 2020 (UTC)

• The last edit will be someone editing a grammatical error on the second to last Wikipedia edit. --Unknown user
• The last edit will be the moving of the main page to wikia. --Unknown user
• The last page will be on the Death of Wikipedia, only minutes before Wikipedia goes down for eternity. littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs)
• Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Wikipedia:How to create a page deletion succeeds and everyone forgets how to create —Pithon314 (talk) 09:20, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
• The last page will be page #80,308,096, announcing the New Wikipedia Site. --Alesjif (talk) 02:35, 28 October 2021 (UTC)
• Wikimedia Foundation for-profit restructuring 🐶 EpicPupper ^{(he/him | talk)} 21:40, 23 July 2022 (UTC)
• List of crazy Wikipedia facts. Everything even quasi-important is used up, so people resort to these types of articles. Crazy Wikipedia Fact #45: Wikipedia is one of the only websites to survive the Great Im- CoolJamesII (talk) 01:40, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
• Deletion of Wikipedia, after which, the site is deleted. Skarmory (talk • contribs) 06:33, 27 May 2023 (UTC)