Eat Me! is a 2000 comedy film directed by Joe Talbott and starring Waleed Zuaiter, Ron Jeremy and Rhea Seehorn.^[1]

An eclectic group of bachelors share a house in Washington, D.C., and find that life past the Generation-X years doesn't get any easier. Gary is the den mother, who presides over director Mike, Sean the druggie and doctor Barrie. Together with Glynna they take on everyone from utility companies to drug dealers.

• Kris Arnold as Sean
• Jack Daniel as Gary
• Andy Rapoport as Mike
• Waleed Zuaiter as Barry
• Rhea Seehorn as Glynna
• Christopher Walker as D.D.
• Ron Hyatt as Porno Jack
• Bill Delaney as Daryl
• Claiborne Lashley as Puck
• Steve Carpenter as Loan Officer
• Kimberly Skyrme as Susan
• Jimmy Gallagher as Banker
• Chris Lane as Porno Actor
• Jon Sherman as Annoying Guy
• Shari Lewis as Tidy Girl
• Anthony Agnew as Police Officer
• Ian LeValley as Dave
• Kerri Rambow

The film was screened at the American Paviliaon of the Cannes Film Festival and in sidebar screenings in Park City at the Sundance Film Festival.^[2]

• Washington Film and Video Council - Best Original Screenplay^[3]

The soundtrack included music by the bands Kingface, Peter Hayes Condition, Citizen Cope and many others.^[4]