Gretzky is the debut full-length album by Canadian instrumental progressive metal band Electro Quarterstaff. It is named after hockey legend Wayne Gretzky^[1] and follows the trend of the band naming their releases as the last name of a male celebrity – a trend that had begun on their first EP, Swayze (named for Patrick Swayze); it continued with the release of their second LP, Aykroyd.

1. "Neckwrecker" – 6:56
2. "Twisted Squid" – 5:24
3. "Charmony" – 6:38
4. "The Right to Arm Bears" – 6:24
5. "Get Sick" – 7:10
6. "Titanium Overlords" – 5:24
7. "Eyepatch Romance" – 2:41
8. "Something's Awry in the Hetfield of Dreams" – 10:53

• Andrew Dickens – guitar
• Josh Bedry – guitar, OC-3 on "Charmony"
• Drew Johnston – guitar, OC-3 on all songs except "Charmony"
• Dan Ryckman – drum kit