Mr. Suave (subtitled hoy! hoy! hoy! hoy! hoy! hoy!)^[1] is a 2003 Filipino comedy film co-written and directed by Joyce E. Bernal starring Vhong Navarro (his first movie lead star) and Angelica Jones.^[2] Based on the song of the same name by Parokya ni Edgar,^[3] the film was released on November 19, 2003.

Rico Suave (Vhong Navarro) is the ultimate ladies' man. In the bayside market where he works, he is constantly grilled by his four quirky friends (collectively known as the F-Poor) for "Suave" tips. Soon they find out that Rico has a problem: when he gets intimate with a girl, his entire body freezes. Rico is miserable. To help their friend, the F-Poor enlist the services of Venus Marte (Angelica Jones), a sexy con artist. Convinced that Rico is a potential goldmine to exploit, Venus agrees to take on the job. Sparks fly as Venus tries to snare Rico. But, when she finds herself genuinely falling for him, she is caught in a dilemma. Will there be a way out of this rut for Venus? Can Rico regain his old charm as Mr. Suave?