"Third Rate Romance" is a song written by Russell Smith, first recorded in Montreal in 1974 by Jesse Winchester and his band the Rhythm Aces, assisted by Smith. It became a hit the following year by the newly re-formed Amazing Rhythm Aces on its 1975 album Stacked Deck. It was the band's debut single, reaching No.11 on the U.S. country singles chart and No.14 on the Billboard Hot 100,^[2] as well as No.1 on the Canadian RPM Country Tracks and Top Singles charts.

The third-person lyrics tell the story of a man and woman who meet at a restaurant and depart together for what presumably will prove to be a one-night stand at a motel (the "Family Inn"). At the door of the room, she nervously says, "I've never really done this kind of thing before—have you?" He admits that he has, "but only a time or two."

American country music artist Sammy Kershaw covered the song on his 1994 album Feelin' Good Train, from which it was released as a single in 1994. It peaked at No.2 in the United States country charts^[12] and at No.10 in Canada. Russell Smith provided backing vocals on Kershaw's version.

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• Jesse Winchester - on his 1974 album Learn to Love It.
• Ace Spectrum recorded a more funky take on their 1975 album Low Rent Rendezvous.
• Elvis Costello - as a demo in 1975 on the album known as the "Flip City Demos"
• Tom Jones recorded it in 1976.
• Rosanne Cash - on her 1982 album Somewhere in the Stars.
• Fabulous Poodles - on their 1978 album Unsuitable.
• Another version was performed on The Earl Scruggs Review Anniversary Special (1975).