Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome is a live album by comedian Maria Bamford, her third album following 2007's How to Win! The title refers to a condition coined by Bamford, which she calls "a little known version of obsessive-compulsive disorder",^[1] which Bamford experiences.^[2] The album was recorded at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Hollywood, California in August 2008.

1. "Baby Jesus" – 3:33
2. "My Sister" – 2:19
3. "Learning" – 5:33
4. "Wizard of Art" – 1:25
5. "Getting Older" – 1:13
6. "Being a Good Person" – 1:28
7. "Mentor" – 1:43
8. "Vision Board" – 8:54
9. "Love Songs" – 4:02
10. "I Miss Working in an Office" – 8:07
11. "Free Clinic" – 9:29
12. "Road Show" – 2:58

• Maria Bamford – performer
• Martin Bauza – production
• John Brown Quintet – package design
• Ray Codrington – package design
• Damon Jones – director, editing, musician
• Steve Rossiter – mastering
• Ian Stearns – engineering
• Jack Vaughn – production